[Albion] Kaoru Mitoma [27/2/24 - possibly out for the rest of the season]

[vegster]

The sight of rows and rows of absolutely plastered salarymen ordering endless whiskey and shochu is one of the wonders of the world. Literally drinking until they fall over, as you say.

Found this out many years back on Clive Jame's Postcard from Tokyo..was hilarious watching!

 

[oldboyroy]

If Mitoma is off, RDZ definitely won’t be here next season!

Roberto has told him he deserves to play for a top top club?

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Sounds like a standard Arsenal twitter bullshit story tbh.

 

[dazzer6666]

The sight of rows and rows of absolutely plastered salarymen ordering endless whiskey and shochu is one of the wonders of the world. Literally drinking until they fall over, as you say.

Witnessed in Roppongi (?) on a Friday night years ago when there on business. It’s genuinely hilarious to watch. Absolute carnage.

 

[jcdenton08]

Witnessed in Roppongi (?) on a Friday night years ago when there on business. It’s genuinely hilarious to watch. Absolute carnage.

No matter how much I drink, I never get that drunk. I’m more likely to throw up than fall off my bar stool. but carnage is the perfect description. One of the wonders of the world!

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Sounds like a standard Arsenal twitter bullshit story tbh.

Yep.

Don't see why "someone puts something in twitter" merits any further discussion

 

[Triggaaar]

No matter how much I drink, I never get that drunk. I’m more likely to throw up than fall off my bar stool. but carnage is the perfect description. One of the wonders of the world!

Can we have a YT link or what?

 

[Invicta]

Would take Martinelli + £50m

 

[Norman Potting]

The sight of rows and rows of absolutely plastered salarymen ordering endless whiskey and shochu is one of the wonders of the world. Literally drinking until they fall over, as you say.

Does anyone know what they make of Harvey's best ??

 

[Questions]

Does anyone know what they make of Harvey's best ??

WARNING THREAD DERAILER The division on here of Harvey’s best is great… I do think it’s an east west argument in the main.

 

[Seagull's Return]

Conside me derailed! Partly it’s about the pubs and bars which serve it, I think. Well-kept Harvey’s is surely god’s own beer, unsurpassed in its delicious goodness, a perfect, slightly floral session bitter. Less than well-kept, however, and it can be a thin, vinegary pint of murky, satanic piss. And, like stories about Mitoma on Twitter, should be treated with serious caution or simply ignored.

 

[Weststander]

Would take Martinelli + £50m

Their online fans have fallen out of love with very inconsistent Martinelli. Getting slagged off aplenty in recent times.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I can believe that, as that's how we always do business.

It's also exactly the kind of thing that not just kaoru but any professional player would say.

Please let me go easily to team A so I can take player X's place in the team.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

How shit we've been without him shows to me he is more irreplaceable than Caicedo. However with us having already signed Osman i imagine it's only a matter of time before he leaves.

Richard Osman? Isn’t he too busy writing pot-boiling novels and hosting inane game shows on TV?

 

[Exilegull]

We will get another year of him think the injury made it sure no one is going to pay what we want and he just signed new contract won´t be cheap for the buyer. Hopefully returning for next season fit in body and mind because he is our best player but a lot better last season than this one looked knackered from day 1

 

[Jackthelad]

Their online fans have fallen out of love with very inconsistent Martinelli. Getting slagged off aplenty in recent times.

He’s apparently toxic for the team. He has a bad attitude and petulant according to them. He looks a world class player for periods though.

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

We will get another year of him think the injury made it sure no one is going to pay what we want and he just signed new contract won´t be cheap for the buyer. Hopefully returning for next season fit in body and mind because he is our best player but a lot better last season than this one looked knackered from day 1

I don't buy into this theory. Worst case he fails a medical. I don't think a team doesn't buy one of the best wingers in the league, probably world, simply because he had an injury that put him out for 3 months

 

[Exilegull]

I don't buy into this theory. Worst case he fails a medical. I don't think a team doesn't buy one of the best wingers in the league, probably world, simply because he had an injury that put him out for 3 months

We will see I think they need to see him back in action before spending the £60-£100m were likely to look for

 

[Flounce]

A player less likely to come out and actually beg to leave saying “I’d love to replace player xxxx at club xxxx” than Mitoma I am finding hard to think of

 

[Mancgull]

Also Paul Barber mentioned the fact that we are planning a Far East pre season tour to capitalise on Karou. Hardly going to be planning that if we’ve already agreed to let him go.
Keeping him beyond the 2024/25 season will be tricky if he performs well, but it’s our model to trade players.