Just woken up in someone else's house

[TomandJerry]

Well, at least it's not a whip, a discarded leather harness, and a studded jock strap you found on the floor.

They could be upstairs !

 

[pastafarian]

I have someone's wallet with no money in it !

£10 says that its actually your wallet pisshead

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Does the wallet contain a train ticket, otherwise getting home might be tricky

 

[TomandJerry]

Does the wallet contain a train ticket, otherwise getting home might be tricky

No it's just an empty wallet !

 

[pastafarian]

No it's just an empty wallet !

enough of the house......whats the garden like?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

No it's just an empty wallet !

Surely now you know where you are, you can ring someone to come and get you?

 

[TomandJerry]

enough of the house......whats the garden like?

Small garden filled with crap with a shed at the back !

 

[TomandJerry]

Surely now you know where you are, you can ring someone to come and get you?

Somewhere in Eastbourne if that helps narrowing down !

 

[TomandJerry]

I might get a bin bag and cut two holes in it for my legs and use it as a make shift skirt thing !

 

[8ace]

Go upstairs, stab them and then burn the house down.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Are you here?

 

[Nitram]

Please let the person upstairs be a big bearded bear called Dave. [emoji3]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Think back man! There may well be a perfectly logical explanation for the missing trousers. Did you go to a fancy dress party in Eastbourne dressed as a premature ejaculator? Did you just come in your pants?

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

And I can't find my trousers ! And the way I was woken up was by some thunderous fart coming from upstairs ! HELP!

Sounds as though you got lucky ( ) with [MENTION=29221]BigH[/MENTION]ilda...She wears the trousers and will be looking through your wallet to get some cash to buy [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] a big slap up breakfast down the Cliftonville.

 

[TomandJerry]

Are you here?

Looks similar !

 

[pastafarian]

Go upstairs, stab them and then burn the house down.

in fairness this is the best thought through suggestion i have heard so far

 

[TomandJerry]

Think back man! There may well be a perfectly logical explanation for the missing trousers. Did you go to a fancy dress party in Eastbourne dressed as a premature ejaculator? Did you just come in your pants?

I just woke up and they were gone !

 

[sir albion]

I just woke up and they were gone !

Is your arse*hole sore?

 

[pastafarian]

I just woke up and they were gone !

how many times have you used this particular excuse now with the local constabulary

 

[TomandJerry]

Bin bag skirt made , making a run for it via the back windows and fence, god knows where I'll go after that !