Just woken up in someone else's house

[TomandJerry]

And I can't find my trousers ! And the way I was woken up was by some thunderous fart coming from upstairs ! HELP!

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Not sure posting on NSC would be my first thought in that situation

 

[SteveTheSeagull]

Not sure why but this reminded me of the FiremanDan story from a year or two back

 

[TomandJerry]

Not sure posting on NSC would be my first thought in that situation

Trust me it wasn't !

 

[AmexRuislip]

And I can't find my trousers ! And the way I was woken up was by some thunderous fart coming from upstairs ! HELP!

Are you the NSC alternative to Keith Lemon in Thru the Keyhole

 

[TomandJerry]

Are you the NSC alternative to Keith Lemon in Thru the Keyhole

I hope not !

 

[pastafarian]

are you the pantless stranger wandering around my kitchen?

PM me if yes

 

[AmexRuislip]

I hope not !

You should have done this as a guess where I am?

 

[TomandJerry]

You should have done this as a guess where I am?

Thing is I don't know where I am !

 

[Guinness Boy]

 

[TomandJerry]

are you the pantless stranger wandering around my kitchen?

PM me if yes

I'm currently looking around the lower level of the house trying to find my trousers , without wanting to wake up whoever is upstairs !

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

And I can't find my trousers ! And the way I was woken up was by some thunderous fart coming from upstairs ! HELP!

And your first course of action is to post it on NSC? Classic![emoji1]

 

[TomandJerry]

And your first course of action is to post it on NSC? Classic![emoji1]

No idea what else to do ! No idea where I am so I can't exactly ring someone to save me !

 

[Bozza]

No idea what else to do ! No idea where I am so I can't exactly ring someone to save me !

Your phone you are using will have a maps facility. That will help. Hope this helps.

 

[Captain Sensible]

Google maps

 

[TomandJerry]

Your phone you are using will have a maps facility. That will help. Hope this helps.

Apparently I'm in Eastbourne ! No idea how I got from Brighton to Eastbourne !

 

[Prince Monolulu]

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Apparently I'm in Eastbourne ! No idea how I got from Brighton to Eastbourne !

Do you remember getting on a bus? If so you probably got there via Southern Trains.

 

[The Birdman]

And I can't find my trousers ! And the way I was woken up was by some thunderous fart coming from upstairs ! HELP!

Hand yourself into the police

 

[pastafarian]

Apparently I'm in Eastbourne ! No idea how I got from Brighton to Eastbourne !

jesus christ.................RUN