[Albion] Just used Breast milk for my afternoon cup of tea ......

[knocky1]

Wonder what he uses when he has run out of cream for his coffee?

 

[Wellesley]

I was thirsty this morning, but my water supply was turned off for maintenance and when I looked in the fridge, there wasn't a drop to drink. Luckily I managed to get an obliging Binman to provide me with a lovely warming pint of piss. Delicious.

 

[clarkey]

I was thirsty this morning, but my water supply was turned off for maintenance and when I looked in the fridge, there wasn't a drop to drink. Luckily I managed to get an obliging Binman to provide me with a lovely warming pint of piss. Delicious.

Interesting story, but missing the most important piece of detail - was the binman well endowed?

 

[nicko31]

Better than cows milk

 

[Questions]

I was thirsty this morning, but my water supply was turned off for maintenance and when I looked in the fridge, there wasn't a drop to drink. Luckily I managed to get an obliging Binman to provide me with a lovely warming pint of piss. Delicious.

He’ll want your nice sized tip at Christmas now.

 

[Gabbafella]

Completely out of milk but one of the young mums that comes round the house left a bottle of breast milk in a container, so waste not want not. Actually was ok. Also, the women in question had lovely tits (that was an after thought though).

Women? Plural?
How many women are casually leaving jars of breast milk lying about?

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[PTC Gull]

That's disgusting. You do realise that it's not been pasteurised??

I suspect that wasn't the only thing that didn't get past his eyes!

 

[banjo]

 

[beorhthelm]

In response to another poster it's not been pasteurised but does have its own anti bacterial properties.

and pasteurisation is less concern when the milk hasn't come from a mud and shit covered udder.

 

[LowKarate]

Straight to hell!

 

[Mackenzie]

Completely out of milk but one of the young mums that comes round the house left a bottle of breast milk in a container, so waste not want not. Actually was ok. Also, the women in question had lovely tits (that was an after thought though).

 

[Insel affe]

Completely out of milk but one of the young mums that comes round the house left a bottle of breast milk in a container, so waste not want not. Actually was ok. Also, the women in question had lovely tits (that was an after thought though).

Oh Errr

 

[FatSuperman]

Initially I was a bit put off, but on reflection it's hardly any weirder than drinking breastmilk from a non-human mammal. Funny how things can be seen as perfectly normal.

Human drinking milk from a cow = great
Human drinking milk from a human = weird
Human drinking milk from a cat = weird
Human drinking milk from a bull = weird

I liked the tea / boob related puns though, more of those please.

 

[Bridcutt]

Weird how you all freak out about drinking human milk but you're all fine drinking milk from a cow

 

[hoveboyslim]

Initially I was a bit put off, but on reflection it's hardly any weirder than drinking breastmilk from a non-human mammal. Funny how things can be seen as perfectly normal.

Human drinking milk from a cow = great
Human drinking milk from a human = weird
Human drinking milk from a cat = weird
Human drinking milk from a bull = weird

I liked the tea / boob related puns though, more of those please.

Human drinking milk from a bull. Who told you that was milk?!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Completely out of milk but one of the young mums that comes round the house left a bottle of breast milk in a container, so waste not want not. Actually was ok. Also, the women in question had lovely tits (that was an after thought though).

Your mum

 

[hart's shirt]

One can only hope that he thanked her for the mammaries.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Initially I was a bit put off, but on reflection it's hardly any weirder than drinking breastmilk from a non-human mammal. Funny how things can be seen as perfectly normal.

Human drinking milk from a cow = great
Human drinking milk from a human = weird
Human drinking milk from a cat = weird
Human drinking milk from a bull = weird

I liked the tea / boob related puns though, more of those please.

Minus the bull and the cat. You do have a good point.

 

[moggy]

Should build up your immune system nicely