[Albion] Just used Breast milk for my afternoon cup of tea ......

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hopkins

Banned
Nov 6, 2003
1,189
Brighton
Completely out of milk but one of the young mums that comes round the house left a bottle of breast milk in a container, so waste not want not. Actually was ok. Also, the women in question had lovely tits (that was an after thought though).
 
















SeagullinExile

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Sep 10, 2010
6,192
London
Wrong on every level.
 










Munkfish

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May 1, 2006
12,089
Completely out of milk but one of the young mums that comes round the house left a bottle of breast milk in a container, so waste not want not. Actually was ok. Also, the women in question had lovely tits (that was an after thought though).

Outstanding! You can't knock it if she has a lovely Pair of Bristols.
 






Giraffe

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Aug 8, 2005
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Why is no-one asking why you have young mums coming round leaving breast milk lying around?

This. That's the core question. Young mums don't generally just come round your house. I'm struggling to identify what business you are in, that isn't illegal.
 


Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...
Mar 18, 2010
30,464
Hove
That's disgusting. You do realise that it's not been pasteurised??

They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west

She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart
He said, "D'you want it pasturise? Cause pasturise is best,"
She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."

That tickled old Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west
 
















jackanada

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Jul 19, 2011
3,507
Brighton
Perfectly reasonable behaviour. I have used up odd bits of expressed milk in tea, coffee, weatabix, and of course au naturel.
In response to another poster it's not been pasteurised but does have its own anti bacterial properties.
Good stuff.
 


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