Just take your medicine and hope the pain goes away....

[Crozzy71]

1) your biggest rivals dump on you (pardon the pun) in your own back garden in your biggest game for a generation

2) you 'fans' embarrass the club so much with those silly clappers and deserting the ground the moment you heard Wilf's 2nd goal hit the underside of the crossbar

3) you implode so spectacularly for weeks straight after the final whistle of said game

4) you have to see us play in the Prem every week. Win, lose or draw to still have to see it. All the while you look for snippets of your games on the Football League Show at 2am or whenever it's on.

5) you see us earn so much money whils it's time for belt tightening at the Tampax.

6) you already want Oscar out.

I could go on but the medicine should have kicked in by now.

See ya, or should that be yaki da after last night (bet you thought I'd forgotton that).

 

[PWA]

Enjoy the record low points season you have ahead of you.

 

[dougdeep]

How could the fans embarrass the club with clappers?

 

[Cars]

1) your biggest rivals dump on you (pardon the pun) in your own back garden in your biggest game for a generation

2) you 'fans' embarrass the club so much with those silly clappers and deserting the ground the moment you heard Wilf's 2nd goal hit the underside of the crossbar

3) you implode so spectacularly for weeks straight after the final whistle of said game

4) you have to see us play in the Prem every week. Win, lose or draw to still have to see it. All the while you look for snippets of your games on the Football League Show at 2am or whenever it's on.

5) you see us earn so much money whils it's time for belt tightening at the Tampax.

6) you already want Oscar out.

I could go on but the medicine should have kicked in by now.

See ya, or should that be yaki da after last night (bet you thought I'd forgotton that).

Comedy gold!

 

[Crozzy71]

How could the fans embarrass the club with clappers?

Were you at the play off semi at The Tampax ? Because from the way away end it was thoroughly embarrassing. As we told you that night "we're Crystal Palace, we clap with our hands".

 

[Hillian1]

1) your biggest rivals dump on you (pardon the pun) in your own back garden in your biggest game for a generation

2) you 'fans' embarrass the club so much with those silly clappers and deserting the ground the moment you heard Wilf's 2nd goal hit the underside of the crossbar

3) you implode so spectacularly for weeks straight after the final whistle of said game

4) you have to see us play in the Prem every week. Win, lose or draw to still have to see it. All the while you look for snippets of your games on the Football League Show at 2am or whenever it's on.

5) you see us earn so much money whils it's time for belt tightening at the Tampax.

6) you already want Oscar out.

I could go on but the medicine should have kicked in by now.

See ya, or should that be yaki da after last night (bet you thought I'd forgotton that).

The mere fact that you've just run back to BBS and posted this to impress the big boys says more about you than any insult I could hurl.

I bet you're one of the HF spotty teenagers attempting to be Ultras.

 

[Hillian1]

Were you at the play off semi at The Tampax ? Because from the way away end it was thoroughly embarrassing. As we told you that night "we're Crystal Palace, we clap with our hands".

And bang a drum, don't forget the drum.

 

[dougdeep]

Were you at the play off semi at The Tampax ? Because from the way away end it was thoroughly embarrassing. As we told you that night "we're Crystal Palace, we clap with our hands".

But the club provided them. You've had them at Selhurst but I doubt you knew that because you probably only go to big games.

 

[nevergoagain]

Were you at the play off semi at The Tampax ? Because from the way away end it was thoroughly embarrassing. As we told you that night "we're Crystal Palace, we clap with our hands".

"The Tampax", I am in awe of your rapier like wit. Have you thought about a career in comedy ?.

 

[Superphil]

1) your biggest rivals dump on you (pardon the pun) in your own back garden in your biggest game for a generation

2) you 'fans' embarrass the club so much with those silly clappers and deserting the ground the moment you heard Wilf's 2nd goal hit the underside of the crossbar

3) you implode so spectacularly for weeks straight after the final whistle of said game

4) you have to see us play in the Prem every week. Win, lose or draw to still have to see it. All the while you look for snippets of your games on the Football League Show at 2am or whenever it's on.

5) you see us earn so much money whils it's time for belt tightening at the Tampax.

6) you already want Oscar out.

I could go on but the medicine should have kicked in by now.

See ya, or should that be yaki da after last night (bet you thought I'd forgotton that).

Mostly fair points except item 6, well done.

Still hope and expect you to crash and burn next season, frankly, I think CPFC will be an embarrassment to the EPL, and yes, it’s sour grapes.

 

[Albumen]

Palace WUM starts a thread. To delete it would be the most sensible thing wouldn't it? Don't we have a palace bin area yet?

 

[maltaseagull]

1) your biggest rivals dump on you (pardon the pun) in your own back garden in your biggest game for a generation

2) you 'fans' embarrass the club so much with those silly clappers and deserting the ground the moment you heard Wilf's 2nd goal hit the underside of the crossbar

3) you implode so spectacularly for weeks straight after the final whistle of said game

4) you have to see us play in the Prem every week. Win, lose or draw to still have to see it. All the while you look for snippets of your games on the Football League Show at 2am or whenever it's on.

5) you see us earn so much money whils it's time for belt tightening at the Tampax.

6) you already want Oscar out.

I could go on but the medicine should have kicked in by now.

See ya, or should that be yaki da after last night (bet you thought I'd forgotton that).

So sad that your life is so empty all you have to do at 8.30am is go onto another clubs forum to post such drivel.

Try this site instead: http://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Up-and-Get-a-Life

 

[Brightonia]

1) your biggest rivals dump on you (pardon the pun) in your own back garden in your biggest game for a generation

2) you 'fans' embarrass the club so much with those silly clappers and deserting the ground the moment you heard Wilf's 2nd goal hit the underside of the crossbar

3) you implode so spectacularly for weeks straight after the final whistle of said game

4) you have to see us play in the Prem every week. Win, lose or draw to still have to see it. All the while you look for snippets of your games on the Football League Show at 2am or whenever it's on.

5) you see us earn so much money whils it's time for belt tightening at the Tampax.

6) you already want Oscar out.

I could go on but the medicine should have kicked in by now.

See ya, or should that be yaki da after last night (bet you thought I'd forgotton that).

If you're such a big, impressive premier league club now, why would you still insist on posting on a Championship club page? Obsessed beyond words!!

I've got some points of my own:

1) You may be PL but you know after a while being thrashed week in, week out will soon be demoralising and your plastic crowds will soon dwindle to all time record lows

2) Wilf's gone now, let go. It's getting bit creepy this wilf loving from you palace boys!

3) you have Ian Holloway, the guy isn't even taken seriously in the game and is seen very much as novelty manager who seems to get by on his "quirky" ways!

4) The Tampax?? Doesn't even sound like the Amex, I'm guessing you sit in the special needs section at Selhurst? Grow up seriously!

5) Palace rich?? Ha good luck when you get relegated and are on the brink of administration yet again!! I'd much rather be where we are now than worry about weather we can pay the players or not!

Anyway time for you to get the **** off this post, we'll have the last laugh this season, mark my words!

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Palace WUM starts a thread. To delete it would be the most sensible thing wouldn't it? Don't we have a palace bin area yet?

Sadly the goon will get away with it.

 

[Brightonia]

So sad that your life is so empty all you have to do at 8.30am is go onto another clubs forum to post such drivel.

Try this site instead: http://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Up-and-Get-a-Life

Waiting eagerly to see his Missus on Jeremy Kyle, wonder who the daddy is

 

[dadams2k11]

Ahh bless him, he dont get any attention on the BBS so wants attention over here.

 

[Psalm 56:5]

How could the fans embarrass the club with clappers?

They were pretty shocking to be fair. But it was your fans streaming out in droves that was genuinely embarrassing, as mentioned by the Sky commentators that night.

 

[Icy Gull]

TBH, there are less Palace "let's laugh at Brighton" threads than I expected today.

Water off a duck's back for me

 

[halbpro]

Wait I HAVE to watch Palace play in the Premier League? Can I not go make a sandwich when their game comes on MotD? That's my current plan, and the extra sandwiches should be lovely!

 

[dadams2k11]

Wait I HAVE to watch Palace play in the Premier League? Can I not go make a sandwich when their game comes on MotD? That's my current plan, and the extra sandwiches should be lovely!

Why would you do that when you can laugh at the truly shocking PL team get battered most games?