Just stubbed my bloody toe!

[larus]

#PrayForTriggersToe.

 

[Jim D]

Has Lily Allen released a charity single yet?

I guess she's waiting for Sting and Bono to arrive.

 

[Titanic]

I'll look out for the Momentum attack dogs and Corbynista Ultras banners at Corbyn and McDonnell's 'Day of Rage' on Wednesday.

Which catchy slogan will they use?

 

[Your Mum]

Which catchy slogan will they use?

Your mum

 

[albionfan37]

I blame Theresa May.
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Vote Labour.

If it's not a CLS toe nobody's going to care

 

[hart's shirt]

A fundraising concert for Trigger sold out within minutes.

Tickets now available on StubHub.

 

[Titanic]

As St Jeremy cares to a deeper extent... I would expect he will pay off all your debts as well... just to make you feel better.

 

[AmexRuislip]

The big toe is the part of the foot that finds furniture in the dark

 

[studio150]

In honour of Triggars stubbed toe, tonight his poorly toe will be projected onto the Sydney Opera House, The Eiffel Tower, The Brandenburg Gate, and other notable landmarks around the world.

 

[Titanic]

Jezza has just announced that when he seizes power he will be making 18th June a BANK HOLIDAY to commemorate Trigger's Toe.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I'll look out for the Momentum attack dogs and Corbynista Ultras banners at Corbyn and McDonnell's 'Day of Rage' on Wednesday.

Which catchy slogan will they use?

 

[Titanic]

Nail the Evil Tories

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

But not if you earn more than £80,000.

If you earn more than £80K you deserve to stub your toe. *******s, the lot of them.

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

I once had the nail on big big toe ripped clean off by a Carp.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Was it your "bloody" toe before you banged it on something?

 

[Hillian1]

Auntie Theresa will give it a rub for you
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Uncle Jeremy will come out in favour of the stubee,

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

It bloody hurts doesn't it?

 

[Megazone]

I just pulled my hamstring playing tennis on my backyard court. I guess it's the lounge for the rest of the day.

 

[A mex eyecan]

As St Jeremy cares to a deeper extent... I would expect he will pay off all your debts as well... just to make you feel better.

well he won't personally, but will get the money by taxing all those nasty businesses who do make any sort of profit

 

[knocky1]

I just pulled my hamstring playing tennis on my backyard court. I guess it's the lounge for the rest of the day.

That's posh for you. Most people use sheep intestines or synthetic strings.