Just pulled some guttering off my Barbados 8 bedroom villa by mistake

[Raleigh Chopper]

Anyone else been a silly **** today.

 

[pishhead]

Pinged the runaround whilst taking the kids to tai-chi does anyone know where to get a koenigsegg repaired?

 

[Guinness Boy]

There's a "cleaning my chopper" joke in here somewhere.. If only I could find it.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I went to my daughters school sports day and 'our man' only came second in the chauffeur race.
He was instantly dismissed.

 

[Mackenzie]

Dinged the chopper landing at Le Touquet, I can't understand why Murial can't have her riding lessons in Ascot like the rest of the pony club.

 

[CliveWalkerWingWizard]

I made mad passionate love with scarlet Johansson on the back of my bugatti, it now has some scratches on the boot. Silly me.

 

[Diablo]

Bent the Bentley !!! and would you believe Rolled the Roller !! what jolly bad luck.

 

[Diablo]

Anyone else been a silly **** today.

"I get the feeling you are a pretentious look at me idiot".....or did I read that somewhere else

 

[Ernest]

I opened a THREAD by [MENTION=17215]Sussex Nomad[/MENTION] by MISTAKE , that makes me a right IDIOT as who would want to read his childish DRIVEL

 

[symyjym]

Are you a friend of [MENTION=16843]Hillian1[/MENTION] ?

 

[Knocky's Nose]

I opened a THREAD by [MENTION=17215]Sussex Nomad[/MENTION] by MISTAKE , that makes me a right IDIOT as who would want to read his childish DRIVEL

What's with the caps?

I'm not jumping to his defence, but all he said was "CLS". The way you're reacting he may as well have said "my tank, which I use to regularly run black, lesbian, disabled, blind, single parents over in"

Must be the hot weather and lack of football....

 

[Husty]

What's with the caps?

I'm not jumping to his defence, but all he said was "CLS". The way you're reacting he may as well have said "my tank, which I use to regularly run black, lesbian, disabled, blind, single parents over in"

Must be the hot weather and lack of football....

Or the fact you're a JCL

 

[Hillian1]

Are you a friend of [MENTION=16843]Hillian1[/MENTION] ?

 

[Icy Gull]

Nasty gash on the bow of my Sunseeker 80 yacht as I misjudged my mooring in Monaco.

 

[symyjym]

Have you sorted out your drive yet? Good weekend for it.

 

[Hillian1]

Have you sorted out your drive yet? Good weekend for it.

Oh you mean the drive outside my mid terrace, 2up 2 down shoebox of a house.

Carry on.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

At least I know where the a'holes reside. Thanks for helping me.

 

[happypig]

One of my staff broke her leg. Don't really care which one.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Or the fact you're a JCL

 

[banjo]

I had a little mishap when nanny was washing me down. She told me not to worry, cause it happens all the time to daddy.