Just found this crawling in my bathroom...

[Biscuit]

I'm scared of the little fuckers, kill it NOW!!!

I wouldn't do that. He might be a newly web..

 

[Biscuit]

Nah, that would be cruel. The poor thing might suffer from anoraknaphobia.

*snigger*

 

[Fazz62]

Nah, that would be cruel. The poor thing might suffer from anoraknaphobia.

TH

"Nah, that would be cruel."

You are wrong.
It wont be cruel along as S4E ensures that the jam jar is not shook about when is frisked going into the ground.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

BF

Great idea!

And we could also nickname him "Mellor"?

Or Daniel Webb

 

[Black Country Seagull]

TH

"Nah, that would be cruel."

You are wrong.
It wont be cruel along as S4E ensures that the jam jar is not shook about when is frisked going into the ground.

Won't it run out of air! Then again with kuipers out, it could build a handy web! After all some spiders have been used to make fishing nets

'Historically, spider webs have been used by tribal peoples in the South Pacific. They use the webs to make fishing lines and nets. People in Southeast Asia make nets by using a stick bent into a loop to pick up a spider web'

 

[Fazz62]

TH

"Nah, that would be cruel."

You are wrong.
It wont be cruel along as S4E ensures that the jam jar is not shook about when is frisked going into the ground.

TH

Firstly thank you for your apology on this board to fellow Spider lovers.

I have been thinking about why you might have thought it cruel for S4E to bring the spider along to the game.
As I forgot to say, it is essential that the jam jars lid has some holes punched in it (a screwdriver or skewer does the job).
S4E will also have to reassure it on route to Withdean by talking to it, all the time.
A bit like a new Albion fan on his or her way to their first away game!

 

[Bluejuice]

That is one HIDEOUSLY freaky mother fucker.

If I shared a home with that I would sell up and move

 

[Elder for England]

I saw a bit of its leg, I can't even look at it!

 

[Yoda]

S4E

Think it might be a window lace weaver?

The reason I say so, is that I collect spiders.

I have quite a collection now and have affectionately named each after a different poster on this site.

ps possible to catch it for me? put in a jam jar and bring it along to the game tomorrow night?

I've got a False Black Widow in the house if you want one to collect.

 

[Bluejuice]

Chez

"Get out the lighter & can of lynx and torch the bastard"!!!

You complete and utter basta@d.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I feel a public apology from you, is also in order.

What the f***?

It is YOU who should be ashamed of yourself for willingly keeping these hideous and repulsive creatures AND purposefully looking out for them.

Spiders need to learn that they are NOT WELCOME in our homes, and that means sending out a message by DESTROYING any that you find lurking about indoors.

 

[csider]

Should not kill spiders.........I f***ing hate them, however, I always catchem under a glass and lob them out.........if they find a way back they are gonna get some of the same treatment!!

 

[Fazz62]

I've got a False Black Widow in the house if you want one to collect.

Yoda

"I've got a False Black Widow in the house if you want one to collect"

Yes please!!!

Possible to put it in the post to me? (second class is fine)

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

No joke - there was just a MASSIVE spider in MY bathroom, on top of MY toothpaste!!! Was HUGE - and had really long legs which it used to sort of stand up off of my toothpaste. REALLY scary!!!

My housemate got rid of it fortunately!!

 

[Bluejuice]

You should have smashed it to pieces

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

You should have smashed it to pieces

I couldnt get near enough to smash it - was far too big, stayed far away!!! It JUMPED too when my housemate tried to catch it!

 

[Fazz62]

I couldnt get near enough to smash it - was far too big, stayed far away!!! It JUMPED too when my housemate tried to catch it!

BenAG

I couldnt get near enough to smash it - was far too big, stayed far away!!!


Please do not contemplate doing that again.

I run a Spider Rescue Centre here in Sussex and am on call 24/7.

pm me for my contact details.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

all spiders are wankers and should be squished

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

BenAG

I couldnt get near enough to smash it - was far too big, stayed far away!!!


Please do not contemplate doing that again.

I run a Spider Rescue Centre here in Sussex and am on call 24/7.

pm me for my contact details.

As I'm in Hampshire, your services really wouldn't have been necessary, not so incy wincy spider would have been well dead by the time you'd have got here!

 

[steward 433]

all spiders are wankers and should be squished

They keep the flies out of happy angels teeth remember

 

[Fazz62]

As I'm in Hampshire, your services really wouldn't have been necessary, not so incy wincy spider would have been well dead by the time you'd have got here!

BenAG

"As I'm in Hampshire, your services really wouldn't have been necessary, not so incy wincy spider would have been well dead by the time you'd have got here"

Little do you know but county boundaries are no problem!

In fact, I once travelled all the way to Norfolk to collect a "comb footed".
Although it was "touch and go" whether I got it back to the Spider Rescue Centre in time.