Just back from the MEAT-UP...top night.

[Trigger]

I know - perhaps I can have some nsc bodyguards! Trigger?

Oh god, not u again!!! Will i need a uniform?

 

[Hart's mistress]

I'm sure it can be arranged if you really want.
Seeing as your signiture says you're a DAFT Bint we should obviously stick together.

 

[Lush]

Oh god, not u again!!! Will i need a uniform?

I expected you to say: "Yes, m'lady"



BTW Trigger is a "DAFT Bint in waiting" until he gets his legs waxed.

 

[Trigger]

I am the newest DAFT Bint, check Lush's signature

Let me know when the interviews are for this highly PAID job

 

[Hart's mistress]

Well he can't have his legs waxed if he's gonna be a bodyguard - he needs to look hard and I don't think there's any chance of that after he's screamed like a girl whilst having it done

 

[Trigger]

Leg waxing won't happen til after the shorts season so i'm free til then

 

[Hart's mistress]

Right, well you can start by sending some threatening messages to Hilton then

 

[Trigger]

Right, well you can start by sending some threatening messages to Hilton then

I'll need to know the wage structure first!!!

We'll discuss this later as i'm off to Eastbourne for the Sussex Senior Cup Final in a minute (and a beer or three)

 

[Hilton]

Right, well you can start by sending some threatening messages to Hilton then

Er, what have I done wrong now?!

 

[Sea]

great pictures hilton! trigger, we've still got to arrange a date near winter when ill do ur legs for you! unless u want to parade ur silky smoothe legs to the world in shorts?

 

[Hilton]

Hilton - from the look of your photo collection you really do appear to be stalking her. CATHERINE should be very afraid

Only appear to be stalking her? I AM stalking her!

 

[Sea]

i cant even remember me posing for half the photos being taken, samparish it was good to meet u!

 

[the full harris]

The one Trigger possibly wants a little bit too much!

Me, Hart's mistress (with a worrying wet patch on her top), Trigger and sea

The girls all pause with glee, turning left turning right hardly looking at me,
But I was looking at them, there, there on the dance floor
Now they got me in the middle feeling like a man whore

 

[Sea]

just noticed in that picture two fingers poking up from triggers head-is that why u always wear a hat trig?!

 

[itszamora]

i cant even remember me posing for half the photos being taken, samparish it was good to meet u!

Yeah, you just grabbed me in front of the camera! Still it was an excellent night. Good to meet you too!

 

[itszamora]

Oh and Hart's mistress - bodyguards? You're not that important!

 

[Hart's mistress]

Only appear to be stalking her? I AM stalking her!

Now you understand why, once a suitable deal has been reached I will only be talking to Hilton through Trigger!!

Oh and Hart's mistress - bodyguards? You're not that important!

You're just jealous because Hilton's not stalking you

 

[Hilton]

 

[Biscuit]

f***ing love it.

 

[Hilton]

f***ing love it.

Yes, yes you were!