- Aug 7, 2003
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A colleague of mine had two weeks of jury service recently, both cases were of child abuse. He said it was a very unpleasant experience.
My wife did it before Xmas, case lasted 5 weeks and wasn't very pleasant, involved child abuse and neglect, kids similar age to our grandchildren.
She spent ages sitting around and then had a jury chairman who refused to vote the same way as all the other jurors and insisted in discussing everything in great detail and asking the judge questions, so dragged out deliberations for a week when it should have been two days.
Done it twice and been called up three times ,I was called up the third time within a year of other service so was excused .
Bit of an eye opener as didn't realise just how thick some jurors could be ,as one woman on jury said "he looks guilty to me ,have you seen his tattoo on his neck " fooook in ell I kid you not .
I enjoyed it when I did it. First week did a case of a bloke who was accused of stealing a lawnmower from a shed.
No, don't think I'll ever get called up unless it's by Gareth Southgate.
Was the shed covered in strange lumps, and why didn't they take the yellow bow-saw?
I suspect I've been whooshed but ..... eh ??
Got called up once but was exempt so I had to decline.
The rules changed soon after so if I get called again, I’ll be able to serve.