[Albion] Jurgen Locadia SIGNED

[Renegade]

If the footballer is good people might want to buy him. Just imagine.

You didn't get the joke.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

His name is Loca, Locadia
With yellow feathers in his hair, and a dress cut down to there



What?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

You didn't get the joke.

Damn

 

[Cheggers]

Is it too late to suggest Locadia sung to the tune of My Velouria by The Pixies?

 

[Medwayseagull]

Precisely - we could sign a relatively unknown striker for around the value of Gross who turns out to be utterly brilliant! Nothing is certain in life and nearly everything in football is uncertain.

Understanding is a three edged sword.

Based on their contributions on here some of our supporters are at the thick blunt end.

 

[Gazz15]

At the Amex, in Falmer
The hottest spot South of London
At the Amex
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Amex they fell in love

mejonaNO12

His name is Loca, Locadia
With yellow feathers in his hair, and a dress cut down to there

 

[lawros left foot]

His name is Loca, Locadia
With yellow feathers in his hair, and a dress cut down to there



What?

Oh dear, your fantasies have no place on this thread Sir, please remove yourself.

 

[Nathan]

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes it up the rear
When she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Locadia

 

[Jakeg]

The guy produces music.... FLAIR.... I’m in
https://awal.lnk.to/PlDm1

 

[Weststander]

Just this once, we feature prominently on SSN:



Grateful to even feature.

 

[Gazz15]

Has he actually signed yet?

This could alert late bids from up the road and beyond otherwise?

 

[Petee]

Jurgen Locadia
He drinks Jenever (pronounced Yen-ae-ver I believe)
He came from Holland
To bring us joy
Scores with his left foot
Scores with his right foot
Please don't take my Jurgen away

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

A bit of Phil Collins - Take a Look at me now
This Is a heartbreak song if it all falls through

How could they let you walk away?
You've got so much strength and so much pace
Then we stand here taking every breath with you, oooooh, ohhhhhh
You're the only one, we ever really needed at all

Sign Locadia nooowww
He's got so much strength and pace
He can hold up play with his GIRTH
or stretch the defence by finding space

So sign Locadia Now
Our squad's got an empty space
And you coming back to me, is against all odds
and that's what I've got to face.






It's gone too far.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

A bit of Phil Collins - Take a Look at me now
This Is a heartbreak song if it all falls through

How could they let you walk away?
You've got so much strength and so much pace
Then we stand here taking every breath with you, oooooh, ohhhhhh
You're the only one, we ever really needed at all

Sign Locadia nooowww
He's got so much strength and pace
He can hold up play with his GIRTH
or stretch the defence by finding space

So sign Locadia Now
Our squad's got an empty space
And you coming back to me, is against all odds
and that's what I've got to face.






It's gone too far.

That is absolute genius!

 

[Bob'n'weave]

Jurgen bet if he's good he'll be gone in the summer.

For about 35 mill if he puts in a good show.

 

[chaileyjem]

That Albion tattoo bloke will no doubt have another client.

 

[DJ NOBO]

To pet shop boys 'suburbia '


Let's give the ball
Straight to our Dutch delight
Jurgen locadia

He can score
With his left and right
Jurgen locadia

 

[Renegade]

Does this mean we are now the most tattooed team in the Prem?

 

[GJN1]

For about 35 mill if he puts in a good show.

If he comes in and score the goals to keep us up then he can go with my blessing. I'm sure he'll be relieved to hear that...

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Does this mean we are now the most tattooed team in the Prem?

That's a good question.

I would always guess a London team with long-serving players, so the HIPSTER mentality has taken hold.

Perhaps, Arsenal?