Two Professors
Two Mad Professors
Fair play, I'm not too fussed with your politics but know when I'm beat!!!
Why does nobody like us Lib-Dems?
Fair play, I'm not too fussed with your politics but know when I'm beat!!!
More commonly known as a plantar wart......................
Still wouldn't want it on my nose!
That's the third member I've been confused with.Don't try to be clever as it isn't working.
Still wouldn't want it on my nose!
You've proven that.
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That's not just wages.
He'll make me take my clothes off and go dancing in the rain
He'll make me live my crazy life when scores again and again
He's like a bullet to my brain
Upside inside out
It's Jurgan Locadia
He'll pull you up and down
It's Jurgan Locadia
His lips are devil red
and he is our saviour striker
He will wear you out
Jurgan Locadia, Jurgan Locadia, Jurgan Locadia
Crouch is still pretty effective, as a short term solution he’ll do a decent job at Chelsea.Anyway it could be worse.We could have the zillions that Chelsea have and still be considering Peter Crouch.
At least it looks like we might finally have a striker.Anything is better than what we have.
Who’s that man from the Dutch league?
Who’s that man we all adore,
Locadia is his name
And he score’s a goal a game,
And we won’t mention Leo anymore!
Everybody's doing a brand new dance now
Come on baby, Jurgan Locadia
O know you'll get to like him if you give him a chance now
Come on baby, Jurgan Locadia
He came to Brighton for a big 'ol fee
Because he was so good playing for PSV
So come on, come on, Jurgan Locadia's for me
You gotta swing your hips now
Everybody's doing a brand new dance now
Come on baby, Jurgan Locadia
O know you'll get to like him if you give him a chance now
Come on baby, Jurgan Locadia
He came to Brighton for a big 'ol fee
Because he was so good playing for PSV
So come on, come on, Jurgan Locadia's for me
You gotta swing your hips now
Can we get Kylie in to launch it for us?
Crouch is still pretty effective, as a short term solution he’ll do a decent job at Chelsea.
Can we get Kylie in to launch it for us?