[Albion] Jurgen Locadia - Discuss

[Noah All]

I thought we would be passing judgement on him after his first game,
but that might be a couple of weeks. We can't wait that long so here goes:-


Why the hell did we sign Locadia?

He's {insert abuse of your choice here}.

He can't {insert football failings here}!!

My {insert aged relative here} could do better.

What a waste of {insert entity squandered here}!!

FFS why didn't we sign {insert name here} instead?

Barber out!

 

[LlcoolJ]

Piss poor SINGING. Bloom OUT!

 

[portslade seagull]

How do they expect anybody with a name like Jurgen to be a successful footballer, honestly

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Oh dear! Locadia!

 

[Insel affe]

Why oh why could we not wait until deadline day, now I’ve got nothing to look forward to.....

Dutch Smutchz

 

[brightn'ove]

I’m team JL

Early members to the JL club thumbs this up

 

[nordicgod]

I hope Elvis has filled him in on the offside rules

 

[Deadly Danson]

I’m team JL

Early members to the JL club thumbs this up

Please tell me his middle initial isn't C.

 

[B-right-on]

Maybe if we chuck a few million in we can to a deal with Wycombe Wanderers and get CMS back?

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

not seen any evidence that he can play left back.

 

[Stat Brother]

I’m team JL

Early members to the JL club thumbs this up

hahahahaha you'll be eating humble pie by the skip load in a few weeks.


#WrongSideOfHistory.

 

[The_Viper]

2 star skills in FIFA. No thanks.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Injury prone.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Jurgen....Kemy.... they sound the same really

 

[larus]

He’s so far up his own arse it’s unbelievable.
Not once has he clapped the fans at the end of the game.
Christ, he’s not even signed autographs either.

That’s the team spirit screwed - doomed to relegation.

 

[Wozza]

Hasn't impressed so far, it has to be said.

 

[clapham_gull]

I'm not going to believe he has signed until Steve Foster has clarified the situation.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Jan Verhaas, the eminent Dutch snooker ref and massive Feyenoord fan, has given his blessing FWIW. He said this evening at the Masters: "I'm glad he's gone so we don't have to face him any more. He's really good, and I think he will do well for you."

Which all sounds great, except that he also reckoned Elvis might be okay when he came from Rotterdam

 

[Dolph Ins]

OMG I thought he was the real deal. Right I will re-think this. Nope can't cope with that. Barber out.;

 

[Lindfield23]

Not a single goal to his name yet - why oh why did we bother?
Should have chucked 14 million at a PROPER striker instead, instead of SPUNKING it on the Dutch David Nugent