BadFish
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- Oct 19, 2003
- 18,199
Thank god for the backing singer and Paddington
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studio150
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Sorry can't stay any longer due to my bail curfew
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
"Must be off. I'm a lifelong Solihull Moors fan"
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
- 13,634
Surely it's only going to be alcoholics left partying today
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Well, Mouldy does have a problem with boos.
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
- Jul 5, 2003
- 72,015
Imagine if Lewis was at the same party!
el punal
Well-known member
Sorry, can’t come as I have been arrested for touching up teenagers should do it and ensure no future invites.
Mouldy, I understand your dilemma. Unless I'm with a small crowd of very select pals I find myself looking for an exit after 5 minutes. The solution for me is part of the problem - most people don't like talking to me for too long because I can be a bit intense, so once my conversation has stopped and everyone else is talking to eveyone else, I can just back away. Works a treat. Give it a try 
Failing that, pretend you have just received a phone call and render a loud and obscure conversation while making an exit.
"Phaedra? . . . Well I could, but.....no, no, Tangiers.....I think its was Geldorf.....or was it Ganfalf? . . . no bring the semi-automatic......suet? If it's gluten free . . . .I know, I know".
(TFFT, family ready to leave now. Ta ra!)
Failing that, pretend you have just received a phone call and render a loud and obscure conversation while making an exit.
"Phaedra? . . . Well I could, but.....no, no, Tangiers.....I think its was Geldorf.....or was it Ganfalf? . . . no bring the semi-automatic......suet? If it's gluten free . . . .I know, I know".
(TFFT, family ready to leave now. Ta ra!)
AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
So off to our jubilee party later.
Covered in red white and blue.
But I was thinking of our exit strategy ........and I am going with ' sorry guys it was nice to see you but I have a busy afternoon of landscaping to do, if you know what I mean'.
Will that do
Have you got any other exit strategies
I bet you have.
Put 2 or 3 steradent tablets in your mouth, wait for a moment, then run around hysterically like you have rabies, then people will clear a path for you
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Put 2 or 3 steradent tablets in your mouth, wait for a moment, then run around hysterically like you have rabies, then people will clear a path for you
You’ve tried this haven’t you
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Put 2 or 3 steradent tablets in your mouth, wait for a moment, then run around hysterically like you have rabies, then people will clear a path for you
Duplicate post….only the once
AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
Not me personally, but I knew somebody did it once in the military, when on a twoofers night at a particular NAAFI
Weststander
Well-known member
We booked the entire 4 days away, only back an hour ago and hey-presto successfully swerved all the look-at-me gatherings from the 2020 Clap The NHS brigade in our street.
Weststander
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Mouldy, I understand your dilemma. Unless I'm with a small crowd of very select pals I find myself looking for an exit after 5 minutes. The solution for me is part of the problem - most people don't like talking to me for too long because I can be a bit intense, so once my conversation has stopped and everyone else is talking to eveyone else, I can just back away. Works a treat. Give it a try
Failing that, pretend you have just received a phone call and render a loud and obscure conversation while making an exit.
"Phaedra? . . . Well I could, but.....no, no, Tangiers.....I think its was Geldorf.....or was it Ganfalf? . . . no bring the semi-automatic......suet? If it's gluten free . . . .I know, I know".
(TFFT, family ready to leave now. Ta ra!)
Mention; Donetsk, airport chaos and the cost of the living crisis as a conversation opener.
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Mouldy, I understand your dilemma. Unless I'm with a small crowd of very select pals I find myself looking for an exit after 5 minutes. The solution for me is part of the problem - most people don't like talking to me for too long because I can be a bit intense, so once my conversation has stopped and everyone else is talking to eveyone else, I can just back away. Works a treat. Give it a try
Failing that, pretend you have just received a phone call and render a loud and obscure conversation while making an exit.
"Phaedra? . . . Well I could, but.....no, no, Tangiers.....I think its was Geldorf.....or was it Ganfalf? . . . no bring the semi-automatic......suet? If it's gluten free . . . .I know, I know".
(TFFT, family ready to leave now. Ta ra!)
Hazza, it was all good, although I did have the issue of the bored housewifes gazing at my tightly packed snack box.
There was a feast for many, first come first served.
After their appetite was suppressed they were all glad to get back home fully satisfied, knowing their country and their street was in good hands.
God save our queen mouldy.
You shouldn't need to ask.Yeah but will that work after being there 5 mins, and thinking this neighbour is a labour activist who happens to be a pompey fan?
It could all kick off
What neutral subjects should we talk about?
Are there any swingers here today?
Just look for pampas grass, upside down pinapples and ankle bracelets.
- Oct 17, 2008
- 14,501
- Oct 17, 2008
- 14,501
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