Jose Izquierdo - ALL CONFIRMED - NEW RECORD SIGNING

[Whoislloydy]

Izquierdo literally translates to "left" in Spanish. Which side does he prefer?

Plays LW and is right footed, what we've been after for years!

 

[Deadly Danson]

Very true. Comparing him to other sports reporters representing a diverse group of other sports world wide the guy is useless.

Blimey - you really have got a personal vendetta against Naylor. Such an odd fixation against a local journalist who seems to most people to do the best job he can in the circumstances.

 

[mike1901]

We shall see my friend, we shall see!

Belgian leagues

Yes we shall see, Terrible Belgiun leagues.
ummm hang on a minute wasn't Knocky playing there ??

 

[LamieRobertson]

Development squad signing

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Blimey - you really have got a personal vendetta against Naylor. Such an odd fixation against a local journalist who seems to most people to do the best job he can in the circumstances.

Which is astonishing for someone who lives in Australia, and never bought an (Evening) Argus in his life.

 

[Whoislloydy]

Blimey - you really have got a personal vendetta against Naylor. Such an odd fixation against a local journalist who seems to most people to do the best job he can in the circumstances.

Naylor has done a great job all summer, quick to put any rumours to bed that aren't true. And when the time is right will confirm interest.

He's a local journo not some c*ck writing for the Sun (alan nixon) who will write up any old rumour for a story.

 

[Weststander]

I'm going with he knows very little.

Sports Journos who aren't willing to put their reputation on the line for an exclusive aren't worth much.

I'm going with: he only posts when he has sound sources, and knows as much or more than anyone else outside the club. He doesn't follow the tabloid and click bait herd of recirculating endless bull.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

On the assumption it's pronounced Iz Key Eydo

To Keane's "Somewhere only we know"

So if you have a minute why don't we go
To the Amex to see Iz Key Eydo
He plays on the left wiiiiing
So why don't we go, Jo-se IIz Key Eydo

 

[sjamesb3466]

Scored a cracking goal against Leicester last season in the Champions League

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To "I need a Hero"

Jose Izquierdo
Jose Izquierdo on the left or the right
He looks so STRONG
and He looks so FAST
Sign him and I think we will be alriiigght

 

[Thunder Bolt]

On the assumption it's pronounced Iz Key Eydo

To Keane's "Somewhere only we know"

So if you have a minute why don't we go
To the Amex to see Iz Key Eydo
He plays on the left wiiiiing
So why don't we go, Jo-se IIz Key Eydo

Pronounced - Is Scare Doh, but could still work.

 

[Machiavelli]

He puts himself "on the line" every time he dismisses other "sports journos" stories as untrue.
So far he's done this dozens of times this summer. All true.
You've insulted him all summer. Not sure why.

Oh, I can help with that one. TB (and I'm not referring to our chairman here) is a libertarian, and one way libertarians exercise their unlimited liberty is to have scant respect for other human beings.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Re-working of my earlier Despacito

His name is Jose Izquierdo
Sounds a bit like Burrito
He's better than Chicarito
Izquierdo

 

[brightn'ove]

On the assumption it's pronounced Iz Key Eydo

To Keane's "Somewhere only we know"

So if you have a minute why don't we go
To the Amex to see Iz Key Eydo
He plays on the left wiiiiing
So why don't we go, Jo-se IIz Key Eydo

It's pronounced iss-key-erdo , if using Colombian Spanish.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

On the assumption it's pronounced Iz Key Eydo

To Keane's "Somewhere only we know"

So if you have a minute why don't we go
To the Amex to see Iz Key Eydo
He plays on the left wiiiiing
So why don't we go, Jo-se IIz Key Eydo

Is - KYER - doh.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Pronounced - Is Scare Doh, but could still work.

Oh, that's ruined all my efforts in one go

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Is - KYER - doh.

Ah, see if this is the case then I'm saved. Same number of syllables.

 

[Machiavelli]

To "I need a Hero"

Jose Izquierdo
Jose Izquierdo on the left or the right
He looks so STRONG
and He looks so FAST
Sign him and I think we will be alriiigght

Couldn't sing a song by Keane: just too bland. But this is far more apt, dramatic. Might need to tweak the lyrics a tad, but this is a good template.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

It's pronounced iss-key-erdo , if using Colombian Spanish.

That'll also work.

I may be saved.

 

[scwiffy]

Looks pretty good to me. I like forwards with a low centre of gravity. He looks like a supercharged Lua Lua

My thoughts exactly. He looks like the player LuaLua could have been