Jordon's Euro Entry..

[Spicy]

You are now entering the realms of fantasy Doug!!

 

[Croydonbloke]

After seeing that on top of the pops.
Forget it Love!!!

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

actually I quite like Jordan, shes made her money well and good luck to her but she CANNOT sing for toffee! I watched her documentaries and she sang and oh my god! If she wins it will because you men just have no idea when it somes to talent

I have to admit that I'm full of admiration for the lass. She's had setbacks that would destroy many people, but she's hung in there and she has managed to make a good living.

I won't be watching the Euro song contest however as I make a point of not watching political broadcasts.

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Most of Europe hates us anyway for being so pally with Bush so who cares if she doesn't score any points.

Well, she has two points to start off with.

 

[Spicy]

Well, she has two points to start off with.

Erm typical bloke comment that - could take your eye out if you're not careful!!

 

[Croydonbloke]

Well, she has two points to start off with.

What you meant was she will make a tit of herself. Or two.

 

[Braders]

How about having some one with talent sing for us. No, sorry, will never happen.

why would someone who can sing want to enter Eurovision?

 

[Braders]

What you meant was she will make a tit of herself. Or two.

shes got a lot of front to do it ,mind

 

[Spicy]

What you meant was she will make a tit of herself. Or two.

Yep, I think its more like two tits!!

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

(a)Erm typical bloke comment that - (b)could take your eye out if you're not careful!!

(a) Yep. They don't come more typical than me.
(b) You weren't up watching that bloody awful Carry On film a few nights ago too, were you? It's got to be the worst of the series that they ever made.

 

[Braders]

Yep, I think its more like two tits!!

peter andre and

 

[Spicy]

(a) Yep. They don't come more typical than me.
(b) You weren't up watching that bloody awful Carry On film a few nights ago too, were you? It's got to be the worst of the series that they ever made.

No I wasn't but I don't mind some of them "Oooooooo matron!!"

 

[clapham_gull]

I've got a lot of respect for her - she's good at what she does (whatever that is exactly).

.. but what I saw this morning was embarrasingly bad. Not so much the song, but the performance as well.

It reminds of the time when Peter Andre came into work when he was famous first time round. By all accounts a really friendly bloke who kept introducing himself to everyone...


"Hi I'm Peter Andre.."
"Hi I'm Peter Andre.."

and..

"Hi I'm Peter Andre.."

I worked with this bloke who didn't have a clue in hell who he was. He had to take something into the room where Peter was er.. working, and Peter said "Hi I'm Peter Andre.."

My mate said "were we at school together ?"

I found out about it because he came down to my office and said there's this crazy guy on the first floor who's convinced he knows me.

I was signing out of work, when Peter came down the stairs (this was the first time I had seen him).. he personally thanked me, although I wasn't quite sure for what.

There were two (..only two) girls outside the building waiting for him. He did this hilarious,

"oh no ! crowds of fans, get away - ok I'll sign your autographs - where's my limo", thing which I guess you cover in year two of stage school.

God bless em - Peter and Jordon

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

No I wasn't but I don't mind some of them "Oooooooo matron!!"

You wouldn't have lasted five minutes with Hattie Jacques. Any way, I didn't know that you were that way inclined.

 

[Spicy]

You wouldn't have lasted five minutes with Hattie Jacques. Any way, I didn't know that you were that way inclined.

No I'm not - it was a joke, yes I know a bad one but a joke all the same. I only bat for the one side, darling!!

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

No I'm not - it was a joke, yes I know a bad one but a joke all the same. I only bat for the one side, darling!!

"No. I got it wrong Hattie. She didn't fancy you. Get back down in that bloody hole. "
Phew! That was close.

I know what you mean about the bat. I've carried mine through an innings many a time.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Perhaps she''ll do a cover of boom bang a bang.

 

[clapham_gull]

Perhaps she''ll do a cover of boom bang a bang.

She's still "making her mind up"

 

[Beach Hut]

Isn't it about time we gave up on this ?

Now we have sunk to Jordan doing it FFS, bring on the Irish they nearly always win

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Perhaps she''ll do a cover of boom bang a bang.

That is a very funny remark. In fact, a classic.