Jordon's Euro Entry..

[clapham_gull]

.. no not her latest home video, but the single she is entering for the Song For Europe competition.

I saw her perform it "live" on GMTV this morning.

It is shockingly bad, terrible.

Worse than your wildest dreams could ever imagine. No even worse than that.

Her dance moves are as realistically feminine as that Israeli entry from a years back.

Christ I hope she wins, we'll be thrown out the competition for good.

 

[Biscuit]

Darn I missed it.

EDIT: Should read, 'Lucky I escaped it!'

 

[Barnet Seagull]

fantastic. I think no matter how poor, we should vote it in. It's our duty as Brits.

 

[Marshy]

its our duty to vote her in and make her a laughing stock across europe.....

Be priceless watching Wogan introduce her as our entry

Getting her tits out could be a vote winner though.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I thought the whole idea of the contest was that they are all rubbish.

 

[nwgull]

The way that the voting is rigged by neigbouring/friendly countries has made this competition even more farcicle than it was back in the days when we had a chance of winning. We could enter the best written and performed song ever and we still wouldn't make the top 10 countries.

Every reason to vote for Jordan to represent us then!

 

[clapham_gull]

I thought the whole idea of the contest was that they are all rubbish.

It's much, much worse than that. She was dressed up in a bizarre American Football / Cheerleader outfit that made her look pregnant. She was also very very "orange"

I never watched GMTV, was about to leave for work hit the wrong button on the control and was absolutely frozen to the spot at the sheer horror.

I felt extremely sorry for her.

 

[Gazwag]

The things she does for a bit of publicity

Next she will marry some foreign oh too late

 

[Race]

I saw it on GMTV too aand I was very embarrased for her, she wasnt even singing live and it was awful, and as for her trying to dance at the same time ..................but next Saturday she will be singing it LIVE on TV on Song for Europe so that has got to be worth watching just for the pure comedy factor

 

[Stevie Boy]

it was terrible, i heard it on the radio this morning, hope the public dont vote for her and her plastic tits.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

It's much, much worse than that. She was dressed up in a bizarre American Football / Cheerleader outfit that made her look pregnant. She was also very very "orange"

It's funny you should mention her being pregnant, becuase Southern FM have just said that she is.

 

[clapham_gull]

It's funny you should mention her being pregnant, becuase Southern FM have just said that she is.

um.. maybe the reason for the flappy top.

 

[beorhthelm]

come on now, shes a Brighton lass and flying the Flag, so lets give her a bit of support on this. she's going to need it.

 

[Pavilionaire]

This won't be the first time Jordan's had the whole nation behind her...

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

I saw it on GMTV too aand I was very embarrased for her, she wasnt even singing live and it was awful, and as for her trying to dance at the same time ..................but next Saturday she will be singing it LIVE on TV on Song for Europe so that has got to be worth watching just for the pure comedy factor

Will you come back and give us your review please?

Most of us blokes will be watching to see whether the left one or the right one is the first to go over her shoulder as she jigs about. Some of us will be taking bets as to which one will hit her knee the hardest too.

So you see Race an unbiased report on the quality of the song and the way it was sung from our Brighton entry (no pun intended) will be much appreciated.

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

. . . . . . . . so lets give her a bit of support on this. she's going to need it.

Especially since Kayser Bondor went bust! (lots of puns intended.)

 

[Braders]

i thought it wasn't too bad by Eurovision standard myself.


anyway shes the host on the friday night project this week , isn't she?

 

[Race]

Will you come back and give us your review please?

Most of us blokes will be watching to see whether the left one or the right one is the first to go over her shoulder as she jigs about. Some of us will be taking bets as to which one will hit her knee the hardest too.

So you see Race an unbiased report on the quality of the song and the way it was sung from our Brighton entry (no pun intended) will be much appreciated.

actually I quite like Jordan, shes made her money well and good luck to her but she CANNOT sing for toffee! I watched her documentaries and she sang and oh my god! If she wins it will because you men just have no idea when it somes to talent

 

[Spicy]

Most of Europe hates us anyway for being so pally with Bush so who cares if she doesn't score any points.

 

[dougdeep]

How about having some one with talent sing for us. No, sorry, will never happen.