Jordan and Chelsea Star at the AMEX

[Waynflete]

Crap. You're right

What position do you think she plays?

False nine, I reckon

 

[Lady Whistledown]

False nine, I reckon

(is there such a thing as a false 42DD?)

 

[Absolute_Disgrace]

jordan rhodes was at amex today, medical completed by tomorrow, presentation to fans at lewes 2moro night

 

[Lady Whistledown]

jordan rhodes was at amex today, medical completed by tomorrow, presentation to fans at lewes 2moro night

Of course. Meanwhile, I'm just completing my final preparations to win Olympic gold in the women's 400m hurdles. Wish me luck!

 

[Hungry Joe]

What position do you think she plays?

Static central midfield - she's dead easy to pick up.

 

[Waynflete]

(is there such a thing as a false 42DD?)

That sounds like an experimental new formation

 

[Zebedee]

jordan rhodes was at amex today, medical completed by tomorrow, presentation to fans at lewes 2moro night

Yeh, of course.

 

[OSRGull]

jordan rhodes was at amex today, medical completed by tomorrow, presentation to fans at lewes 2moro night

You seem very confident, if it doesn't happen are you willing to take a ban?

 

[HantsSeagull]

You seem very confident, if it doesn't happen are you willing to take a ban?

17 posts. Not sure a ban is gonna bother him much.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Proof (if you needed it) that Jordan's been in Lancing for the last few hours...

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Of course. Meanwhile, I'm just completing my final preparations to win Olympic gold in the women's 400m hurdles. Wish me luck!

 

[leigull]

You seem very confident, if it doesn't happen are you willing to take a ban?

You really need to learn when to take things with a pinch of salt!

 

[OSRGull]

You really need to learn when to take things with a pinch of salt!

I've seen people get all funny over things like this and receive bans, only asking.

 

[Absolute_Disgrace]

You really need to learn when to take things with a pinch of salt!

leigull is a wise man

 

[HantsSeagull]

leigull is a wise man

So does that mean you were talking bollocks?

 

[OSRGull]

So does that mean you were talking bollocks?

Pretty much!

 

[clippedgull]

jordan rhodes was at amex today, medical completed by tomorrow, presentation to fans at lewes 2moro night

I know this plonker is having a laugh but no player would be presented at an away game.

 

[Sheebo]

Of course. Meanwhile, I'm just completing my final preparations to win Olympic gold in the women's 400m hurdles. Wish me luck!

Good luck! All that 'marathon training already' crap didn't wash with me anyway...!

 

[Sheebo]

Proof (if you needed it) that Jordan's been in Lancing for the last few hours...

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Are you having a laugh? You went to take a pic to prove Jordan wasn't at the Amex lol

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I can categorically confirm that it was not the Katie Price version of Jordan who was at the Amex this afternoon, as she was driving through Haywards Heath in this personalised Idiot-Mobile at about 2:30pm.

Could have been on her WAY to the Amex though, I guess.

I expect you were pissed off when the speed gun flashed up with 28 and not 31 so you couldn't pull her over and tell her that her airbags are a distraction to other drivers