Jonathan Calleri

[warmleyseagull]

...but you have to bream

Bream that he comes to our plaice, you mean.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Eel be here soon enough

 

[dazzer6666]

Eel be here soon enough

We are all lampreying he is

 

[Paskman]

But the big question is whether this Callermari chap is any good and whether we can reel him in?

 

[Bladders]

Fish puns

A sure fire way to keep a dead thread alive [emoji106]

 

[The Birdman]

The right plaice for this sort of thread.

 

[The Birdman]

It's load of Cods wallope.

 

[Goldstone1976]

It would be brill if he signs for us.

 

[dazzer6666]

On a scale of 1-10, our chances of netting him are about a 2. He'll slip through the net and we'll be left trawling the lower leagues again. There is a gap up front, if we can't fillet were loose.

 

[GT49er]

Just six days to go now before we find out, then...........................................

 

[Bladders]

Monk-fish.

 

[Wellesley]

I heard they want a Marillion up front.

 

[severnside gull]

Such a load of Pollocks.
Made me laugh so much I had to Dab away a tear

 

[Hugo Rune]

Eel be landing on British soil next week. I'll bet 10squid on it!

 

[seagullwedgee]

#carpthefaith

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

he thought we were talking about Jonathan calamari

This rumour has legs.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Stop harping on about it, i'll be gutted if this doesnt happen now

 

[atomised]

Calleri to his agent 'so are they still talking about me in brighton'

Agent. 'no, not anymore, they're just going on about fish now'

 

[The Wookiee]

I hear he is injured, he's pulled a mussel !

 

[Napier]

Such a load of Pollocks.
Made me laugh so much I had to Dab away a tear

Hope it didn't make you fall off your Perch.