Jonathan Calleri

[Tyrone Biggums]

He's rubbish.

Spot on. Takes him two shots at goal just to get it in once.

 

[Bozza]

Yeah but can he do it on wet February evening in Preston?

Clearly not.

It's just as well we are playing Preston on a Saturday afternoon in March.

 

[MattBackHome]

Unproven in the Championship. Is this the limit of our ambitions?

 

[Eggman]

Clearly not.

It's just as well we are playing Preston on a Saturday afternoon in March.

That's alright then.

Sing him up.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Forget about the player, let's hire the commentator. That would perk Seagulls Player up no end.

 

[shaolinpunk]

I really hope this happens

 

[Thunder Bolt]

"Today there was a meeting between directors of Brighton and Boca, who asked for £13 million dollars for the goalscorer. The English offered nine. In the meeting on the Boca side was Juan Simon (general manager). £11 million would probably be enough."

Dollars or ££££s?

 

[Eggman]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Her diet means no dairy.
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Jon Calleri

 

[glasfryn]

No left foot I reckon.

Next...

or head

 

[Frutos]

Federico Turienzo

I see your point but...no.

 

[Nathan]

13m Argentine Peso is about £1m.

 

[The Wizard]

Argentinian John! FLAIR!

Not going to happen though is it, realistically.

 

[Everest]

It's all very well he's doing it for Boca Juniors

I'd much rather wait until he's doing it for the seniors

 

[Albumen]

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/jonathan-calleri/profil/spieler/284727

I know this lot make the prices up but they have him worth 5m. 7 goals, 5 assists last year in 19 appearances at the age of 20/21. Not bad . . .

 

[Quinney]

Tony going all in? Some serious money being quoted.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Imagine him trying that for us and he missed? NSC would explode!

 

[greyseagull]

Dollars or ££££s?

Naylor has just tweeted his correction. Did have a '£' sign but has now confirmed it is dollars. FFS Naylor.

 

[Reinelt12]

Who's that man from Argentina
Who's that man we all adore
Jon Calleri is his name
And he scores a goal a game
And we won't see O'Grady any mooooore...

 

[KZNSeagull]

13m Argentine Peso is about £1m.

Argus story has changed the figure to Dollars now

 

[WonderingSoton]

This is crazy money! We all wanted and needed money to be spent on the squad, but this seems a large amount on one player. Surely if we had this amount burning a hole back in May, we could have spent the summer spending it around the side for a handful of good players?

It's certainly interesting though!