Jon Obika Chant

[Twinkle Toes]

I'd rather have Obika than a mug.

Oh I say!

 

[Husty]

Second Effort:

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to see the ball crossed in the box
And to see Obika rise and score
John Obika (John Obike), John Obike (John Obika)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

Nah, we need to sign rodallega before we can unleash this one.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Someone must be able to do something with Abba's "Chiquitita"

 

[Scunner]

It's got to be OhBlah di, Oh blah Dah...shirley?

Oblah di, Oblad di, Oblah Dah, Oh!, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Obikaaaa - easy

 

[tomfitz12]

Second Effort:

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to see the ball crossed in the box
And to see Obika rise and score
John Obika (John Obike), John Obike (John Obika)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

 

[Badger]

Second Effort:

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to see the ball crossed in the box
And to see Obika rise and score
John Obika (John Obike), John Obike (John Obika)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

Of course you'd have to make sure this line was only sung on the SECOND chorus.

 

[SeagullTim]

Surely something can be worked out of Agadoo

 

[Russconha]

To the tune of 80s classic 'The Heat is On.'

When Obika's on
And with Ashley gone
You know it won't be long
til we score those goals

or more simply

When Obika's on
When Obika's on
When Obika's on
Brighton's gonna score

 

[pasty]

He sits on bench
He sits on the be-ench
We got him on loan here
Just to sit on the bench

 

[supaseagull]

He sits on bench
He sits on the be-ench
We got him on loan here
Just to sit on the bench

Winner

 

[Russconha]

Obi Obi Obi!
Ka Ka Ka!
Obi Obi Obi!
Ka Ka Ka!
Obi!
Ka!
Obi!
Ka!
Obi Obi Obi!
Ka Ka Ka!

 

[Paris]

Some smart finishes. Apologies if already posted.

 

[Telford Seagull]

the okie kokie maybe?

woaahhhh jon obika
woaahhhh jon obika
knee's bent, arms stretched (needs a better line!)
O-BI-KA

 

[KJP]

How about to the tune of The Seeker by the who

We've got Jon Obika
He's scoring goals for fuuunnnn
He's the man that we've been after
Since Murray joined the scum

 

[Ulloa's Soul Patch]

Harlem Shake??

Come'on Jon Obikkkkka ka...Ka...ka...ka...ka...ka...ka...ka...ka...ka...ka...ka...ka...ka DO THE OBIKA SHAKE (then break into crazy dancing??)

 

[Dan Aitch]

the okie kokie maybe?

woaahhhh jon obika
woaahhhh jon obika
SAT. ON. THE. BENCH.
O-BI-KA

Does that work?

 

[Postman Pat]

Someone must be able to do something with Abba's "Chiquitita"

Score once more like you did before
Give the ball to Jon Obika

 

[Bakesy]

I'd rather have Obika than a mug (ashley barnes)
.............

 

[Guy Fawkes]

When the ball hits the goal
It's not Suarez or Aguero (or: it's not Remy or Aguero)
It's Obika

Hoskins still isn't fit
Barnes would miss it (or Barnes sure to have missed)
but not Obika

When the ball hits the net
like a f*@!ing / flying* rocket
It's Obika

 

[Winker]

the okie kokie maybe?

woaahhhh jon obika
woaahhhh jon obika
knee's bent, arms stretched (needs a better line!)
O-BI-KA

woaahhhh jon obika
woaahhhh jon obika
woaahhhh jon obika
left foot - right foot
goal goal goal!

(hopefully!)