Jokes du jour....

[Northstander]

Can I have some for my works Joke du Jour for Rednose day please?

Best one and the one that makes me larf most winsa prize!!

Where r yerr, let's be avin yer!!!!

 

[Seagullible]

my fave from when I was 5
What do you call 2 bananas?

A pair of slippers!

remember I was 5!

 

[Scarface]

Why did the cow win an award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

 

[junior]

Whats blue and fucks old people

Hypothermia

 

[Hampden Park]

what do you find in a pixie's condom?
fairy liquid

where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
the retail park

 

[Scarface]

Why do old women not have smear tests?

Have you ever tried opening a toasted cheese sandwich?!!

 

[seagull over spain]

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly."
So Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

 

[Hampden Park]

Why do old women not have smear tests?

Have you ever tried opening a toasted cheese sandwich?!!

what, no ham

 

[zefarelly]

what do you find in a pixie's condom?
fairy liquid

where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
the retail park

good ones !

 

[H2O]

Did you hear about the 4 foot spiritualist that escaped from prison??

Police are looking for a small medium at Large!!

did you hear about the irish man who tried to blow up a car??

He burnt his lips on the exhaust!!