Joke

[Parson Henry]

a flak jacket and a face pack.

 

[Man of Harveys]

"And some of them are completely legless!", he said, holding his enormous...

 

[Lokki 7]

parma ham roll which he had purchased..

 

[Parson Henry]

with an additional baking tin full of lemon drizzle cake.

 

[Trufflehound]

"How do they get their trousers on?" asked a concerned passer-by.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Two in the front and two in the back...

 

[Man of Harveys]

...and one in the space for old ball sack - sang the happy leppers

 

[Trufflehound]

Because he's only got little legs...

 

[Man of Harveys]

...and only got one little EAR, but everything he can HEAR

 

[Trufflehound]

...is muffled by wax and appears to sound uncannily like "Wankel rotary engine."