Joke

[Biscuit]

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?

Popeye beat the shit outta him.

I thankyou.

 

[Statto]

 

[Moshe Gariani]

isn't it still the Mount of Olives in English...?

 

[Lokki 7]

isn't it still the Mount of Olives in English...?

 

[Barnet Seagull]

If we're digging up old jokes today...


How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

Wi' jammin


What's ET short for?

He's only got little legs.

 

[Trufflehound]

What's ET short for?

He's only got little legs.

Must have heard that a million times, but it still cracks me up every time.

 

[Biscuit]

If we're digging up old jokes today...


How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

Wi' jammin


What's ET short for?

He's only got little legs.

How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

 

[Lokki 7]

If we're digging up old jokes today...


How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

Wi' jammin

How do The Wailers like their doughnuts?

I dunno. But I hope they like jamin' too.

 

[Trufflehound]

Two hippos in a swamp. One says to the other: "I could have SWORN it was Tuesday."

 

[Brovion]

Two hippos in a swamp. One says to the other: "I could have SWORN it was Tuesday."

Actually it's "I KEEP THINKING it's Tuesday. " Doesn't make any sense otherwise.

 

[Easy 10]

I still don't get that hippo one.

 

[Brovion]

I still don't get that hippo one.

Tch. Two Hippos? In a swamp? One says "I KEEP THINKING it's Tuesday!" It couldn't be any more obvious.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I still don't get that hippo one.

Easy 10 ... the NSC member with NO sense of humour.





Tell you what ... just stick to those factual reports that are so informative.

 

[Voice of Reason]

2 parrots on a perch - one says to the other " can you smell fish"?

 

[Easy 10]

Tch. Two Hippos? In a swamp? One says "I KEEP THINKING it's Tuesday!" It couldn't be any more obvious.

Nope, still don't geddit.

Is it because the hippo has a lisp and is trying to say "I keep SINKING ?"

 

[Easy 10]

Easy 10 ... the NSC member with NO sense of humour.





Tell you what ... just stick to those factual reports that are so informative.

Perhaps that'd be best.
I do seem to be struggling with things today.

 

[Marc]

How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

hahahaha thats BRILLIANT

 

[colinpants]

Two peanuts walking down the road, one was assaulted.

*coat*

 

[Basil Fawlty]

A man walks into a bar...................................





































































OUCH

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i dont get the hippo one either