Joke

[Withdean Wanderer]

Neither do I

 

[dougdeep]

Paul McCartney gathered his kids together to tell them of the death of their Mother. There's good news and bad news kids. The bad news is that that terrible disease has taken your Mum and she passed away a few minutes ago.
The good news is it's steak for dinner.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I don't get the Hippo joke either.

 

[Superphil]

Two hippos in a swamp. One says to the other: "I could have SWORN it was Tuesday."

It is indeed "I keep thinking it's Tuesday" an all time classic, written many many years ago.

Also I like

What is the difference between a duck?






















One of it's legs is both the same.


Ah, they don't write em like that any more.

 

[Trufflehound]

Well I always thought "I could have SWORN..." works better than the original. Gives an old chestnut a contemporary edge I think... Brings it into the 21st century and keeps it in touch with "the kids".

So there...

In the meantime:

A man walks into a baker's. The baker asks him: "Brown bread or white?"

The man says: "It's all right. I've got my bike outside."

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

A man was walking along the beach when all of a sudden a seagull did a poo poo on his shoulder. His wife said 'Would you like a tissue?'
The bloke replied 'Don't be silly, he'll be miles away by now!'

 

[Djmiles]

Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?






Because if it walked it would get mugged

 

[Lammy]

Can someone explain the hippo 'joke'. Either version is just as crap.

 

[Trufflehound]

Can someone explain the hippo 'joke'. Either version is just as crap.

I think you need to understand the rules of Mornington Crescent to appreciate the full subtexts.

 

[Lammy]

I think you need to understand the rules of Mornington Crescent to appreciate the full subtexts.

So basically it's a load of bollocks then.