Joke.

[Eddie the Seagull]

What do you call a donkey with a leg missing?

A wonky

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What do you call a donkey with a leg missing & with only one eye?

A winky wonky

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What do you call a man with eleven c unts?

Iain Dowie

 

[Tazman]

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes
to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to
his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that
she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're
twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

or

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad
breath. This made him a.....

super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

My names Taz and i'm here all weak (not a sp mistake!)