Joke!

[AmexRuislip]

Trump was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a grade
four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings.
The teacher asked Mr.Trump if he would like to lead the discussion on
the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious Republican candidate asked the class
for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him,
that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Trump, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Trump. "That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Trump searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The
teacher held her breath.

In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a
'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."hi
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Trump, "That's right. And can you tell me why that
would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell
wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be
an accident either!"
The teacher left the room..​

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[essbee]

oh ffs.

 

[WhingForPresident]

 

[Jack Straw]

There seems to be so many kids called "Little Johnny" in schools. Why can't people ask someone with a different name when questioning a child in a class room?

 

[gripper stebson]

The joke is rubbish.

The mixture of fonts and idents is a hoot though.

 

[AmexRuislip]

The joke is rubbish.

The mixture of fonts and idents is a hoot though.

Aktuley the joke was copyed and pasted from an emale that woz sent to me.

 

[ExmouthExile]

Personally I don't like Trump and ok, maybe he deserved that response, but from an 8 year old child? Don't they teach kids any manners these days? I hope the reason for the teacher leaving the classroom was to call Johnny's parents and inform them of the embarrassment and shame he bought upon his school, thank God it wasn't Obama!

 

[BadFish]

There seems to be so many kids called "Little Johnny" in schools. Why can't people ask someone with a different name when questioning a child in a class room?

Because little Johnny always and without fail gives the most amusing answers. Of course you are going to ask him.

 

[papajaff]

"hi Fantastic" ??

Shite.

 

[skipper734]

I don't think this is a true story. Trump wouldn't be talking to small children, they haven't a vote.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

I don't think this is a true story. Trump wouldn't be talking to small children, they haven't a vote.

Plus the potential to be outwitted would be far too great.