Joke !!

[Phat Baz 68]

A boy is walking down the street when a car pulls up.
The man says: I'll give you £10 and a bag of sweets if you get in the car.
The boy replies "no way".
The man continues with this all the way up to £100 and a bag of sweets.
Finally the boy yells at the man: "For f*** sake get lost Dad !
I've told you a million times already,
I'm NOT going to that shit hole Selhurst with you to watch those hopeless twats play !!

 

[Bry Nylon]

What sort of sweets were they?

 

[SeagullSongs]

I would be inclined to start ripping it apart, but the thread title isn't 'Joke du jour'

 

[brighton rock]

A few goals from Murray should help him change his mind

 

[fire&skill]

A man walks into a Dentist and says 'I think I'm a moth'. The Dentist says 'You don't need me; you need a Psychiatrist'.

'I know' replies the man.

'If you know, why come in here?' questions the Dentist.

'Your light was on'.

 

[Manx Shearwater]

A boy is walking down the street when a car pulls up.
"Hey sonny, I'll give you a couple of sweets if you come in the car"
the boy replies "Hey mister, give me the whole bag and I'll come in your mouth"

 

[Uncle C]

A man walks into a Dentist and says 'I think I'm a moth'. The Dentist says 'You don't need me; you need a Psychiatrist'.

'I know' replies the man.

'If you know, why come in here?' questions the Dentist.

'Your light was on'.

Excellent.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

A man walks into a Dentist and says 'I think I'm a moth'. The Dentist says 'You don't need me; you need a Psychiatrist'.

'I know' replies the man.

'If you know, why come in here?' questions the Dentist.

'Your light was on'.

I wasn't aware of that joke, but now I've seen it/heard it three times today. Were you listening to the R4 afternoon drama today by any chance?

 

[BadFish]

A man walks into a Dentist and says 'I think I'm a moth'. The Dentist says 'You don't need me; you need a Psychiatrist'.

'I know' replies the man.

'If you know, why come in here?' questions the Dentist.

'Your light was on'.

i like that !! cheered me up no end

 

[fire&skill]

I wasn't aware of that joke, but now I've seen it/heard it three times today. Were you listening to the R4 afternoon drama today by any chance?

Indeed I was, GB - great spot

 

[Icy Gull]

A man walks into a Dentist and says 'I think I'm a moth'. The Dentist says 'You don't need me; you need a Psychiatrist'.

'I know' replies the man.

'If you know, why come in here?' questions the Dentist.

'Your light was on'.

Like it

 

[Charlotte1988]

I'm stealing that one!