joke

[nawtygully]

proffessor hawkin has had his first proper date in 10years he came back with broken glasses fractured wrist and broken knee caps apparantely she stood him up!

 

[Buck]

Made me laugh

 

[Reading Seagull]

why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella ?




fo drizzle !!!!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Anybody interested in a 42" plasma TV for £50?

The only problem with it is the volume control is faulty...

But for that sort of money, you can't turn it down...

 

[Moshe Gariani]

why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella ?




fo drizzle !!!!

I don't understand that one. Can someone please explain it?

 

[Spun Cuppa]

I was going through the checkout in Tesco with my pint of milk, individual chicken pie and single banana, and the girl asked, 'Single are you sir?' I said, 'Does it show in my shopping?' and she said, 'No. It's just that you are an ugly c*nt!...'

 

[jharris]

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs ?

Stephen Hawkin in a house fire !!

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

When Stephen Hawking is ill, they're not sure whether to take him to the doctors or PC World.

 

[jharris]

What does Stephen Hawkin do when he needs a shit ?

Log Out !!!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

As per their election promise to increase the unit price of alcohol, the Goverment are going to pilot a price-increase initiative in Cumbria, where studies have shown a high incidence of people getting slaughtered mid-week

 

[Blackadder]

What's 9" long and starts with a P?



A shit.

 

[Lankyseagull]

proffessor hawkin has had his first proper date in 10years he came back with broken glasses fractured wrist and broken knee caps apparantely she stood him up!

After he had got over being stood up, Stephen Hawking went on another date. Unfortunately, he won't be seeing her again as she didn't like his tone!

 

[jharris]

What has 2 wheel's and fly's ?

Stephen Hawkin on a magic carpet !

 

[Trufflehound]

What has 2 wheel's and fly's ?

Stephen Hawkin on a magic carpet !

Not wishing to be pedantic, but I'd have thought he had at least 4 wheels for stability...

 

[goatcher1981]

What's 9" long and starts with a P?



A shit.

I dont pee till after...wierd!

 

[Scampi]

Not wishing to be pedantic, but I'd have thought he had at least 4 wheels for stability...

Perhaps when he flies by magic carpet he uses his bicycle instead of the Hawkmobile

 

[Garage_Doors]

Stephen Hawkins wanking........

Now theres a stroke of genius.