Joke

[larus]

St Lukes panto for paranoid schizophrenics was thrown into panic earlier this evening when someone in the audience shouted out 'He's behind you'.

 

[RM-Taylor]

 

[Il Duce]

That is possibly the first time I've read a joke on NSC and actually laughed out loud!!

 

[larus]

That is possibly the first time I've read a joke on NSC and actually laughed out loud!!

Made me laugh as well when I heard it.

 

[dannyboy]

roses are red
violets are blue
im a schizophrenic
and so am i

 

[bhaexpress]

roses are red
violets are blue
im a schizophrenic
and so am i

A fact that must leave you beside yourself with worry. Oh course you could be in two minds about it though.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Which panto were they performing?

 

[bhaexpress]

Which panto were they performing?

Dick Whittington (hence the need to 'Turn again').

 

[hart's shirt]

Snow White and the 7 Multiple Personality Disorders?