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- Thread starter Uncle Spielberg
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seagullsovergrimsby
#cpfctinpotclub
Manx Shearwater
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Shuggie
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It's just written down wrong. What he said was "Snow White & and the 7 Dwarves".
Coleby1007
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Tim Vines was much better...........
Crime in multi story carparks............... Thats wrong on so many levels
Crime in multi story carparks............... Thats wrong on so many levels
Manx Shearwater
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That's more than eight characters. It doesn't make sense.
Uncle Spielberg
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Nearly 50 and I still haven't got the faintest idea what life is about and what the f*ck I am doing on this planet but I will go with it.
seagullsovergrimsby
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Tim Vines was much better...........
Crime in multi story carparks............... Thats wrong on so many levels
Last night the Canadian guy said fartting in a lift going up was, much funnier (and plagiaristic)
kingcole
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My wife says size doesn't matter - But then she always has been shallow
Manx Shearwater
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Q. What's four inches long and only goes in One Direction?
A. Louis Walsh's c*ck.
A. Louis Walsh's c*ck.
Uncle C
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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers....... so I did....she's 21 and her name's Lucy
Devon Seagull
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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."