The Great Cornholio
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Sean Connery was interviewd by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
despite being 72 years of age,he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla
Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla
said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex
with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.
So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went
off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards,
Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour,
and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls in
your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex
than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let
me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have
to....... "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls
again. No problem hun".
Cilla complies with the routine. The results are absolutely mind
blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a
cigarette and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and
yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?" Sean
replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
scouser , the bitch stole ma wallet !".
despite being 72 years of age,he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla
Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla
said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex
with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.
So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went
off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards,
Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour,
and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls in
your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex
than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let
me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have
to....... "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls
again. No problem hun".
Cilla complies with the routine. The results are absolutely mind
blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a
cigarette and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and
yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?" Sean
replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
scouser , the bitch stole ma wallet !".
