Joke Hunt - Please Help.....

[WSU]

Hi all,

This sounds completely random, but I'm after some help finding a thread on here that had a recording of a joke a few months back. The joke was told by an upper class gent and was about him going out for a few beers and risking getting a divorce. He is sick down himself and his mate then suggests putting £20 in his pocket and telling his wife it was someone else and the money was for dry cleaning!

I won't ruin the rest of the joke in case someone can post it again, but it is hilarious and the way he tells the story had me laughing for ages. I want to show it to a mate so any help finding it again would be appreciated.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

My mate regrets giving up his steady job to become an archaeologist. His career now lies in ruins.

 

[WSU]

That definitely wasn't it!

 

[Razzoo]

Hi all,

This sounds completely random, but I'm after some help finding a thread on here that had a recording of a joke a few months back. The joke was told by an upper class gent and was about him going out for a few beers and risking getting a divorce. He is sick down himself and his mate then suggests putting £20 in his pocket and telling his wife it was someone else and the money was for dry cleaning!

I won't ruin the rest of the joke in case someone can post it again, but it is hilarious and the way he tells the story had me laughing for ages. I want to show it to a mate so any help finding it again would be appreciated.

It was Clement Freud telling the joke. You'll find it on Youtube, superb delivery.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

 

[WSU]

Cheers, knew it wouldn't take long for someone on here to know!

 

[Titanic]

Joe who??

 

[WSU]

I just realised that too!! Oops

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Joe who??

I thought it might Jamie wanting a game of Manhunt

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Hahah that is absolute genius!

 

[Braggfan]

My mate regrets giving up his steady job to become an archaeologist. His career now lies in ruins.

Gold, solid gold

 

[Stat Brother]

Hi all,

This sounds completely random, but I'm after some help finding a thread on here that had a recording of a joke a few months back. The joke was told by an upper class gent and was about him going out for a few beers and risking getting a divorce. He is sick down himself and his mate then suggests putting £20 in his pocket and telling his wife it was someone else and the money was for dry cleaning!

I won't ruin the rest of the joke in case someone can post it again, but it is hilarious and the way he tells the story had me laughing for ages. I want to show it to a mate so any help finding it again would be appreciated.

Blimey 3 and a half years ago.

Doesn't time fly

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?185341-Joke-du-Jour&highlight=Clement+Freud

 

[Weststander]

I went to the Chinese restaurant the other day and ordered a meal. Ten minutes later a duck waddled up to my table with a single red rose in it's mouth and said "I love the sparkle in your eyes". I called the waiter over and said "Excuse me, but I ordered Aromatic Duck."

 

[Superphil]

I went to the Chinese restaurant the other day and ordered a meal. Ten minutes later a duck waddled up to my table with a single red rose in it's mouth and said "I love the sparkle in your eyes". I called the waiter over and said "Excuse me, but I ordered Aromatic Duck."

I was in a hotel restaurant the following morning when the waiter put a plate in front of me with two black dots on it. I had to call him back to explain that I had ordered an omelette.

 

[Norman Potting]

.....Never knew the unfortunately surnamed Joe but I knew his brother Michael.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Is Joke Hunt Mike Hunts brother?

 

[father_and_son]

My mate regrets giving up his steady job to become an archaeologist. His career now lies in ruins.

The Police asked me to explain why my car was stuck in a hedge. I told him it was because my boss phoned to offer me a promotion... I career-ed off the road.


I'll get my coat!

 

[Weststander]

So I rang my local swimming pool and said "Is that the local swimming baths?"
The reply was "It depends where you are calling from."

 

[Pickles]

I rang up the local yoga class to see about some classes.

They asked me how flexible I was, so I told them I couldn't do Mondays or Wednesdays.

 

[father_and_son]

I went to the zoo last week but all they had there was one dog...

It was a Shih Tzu.