[Drinking] Joke due jour, if I may

[Sirnormangall]

Don’t let the grammar police see that. It’s Joke du jour n’est pas?

Surely grammar gendarme?

 

[seagullwedgee]

I lost my job as a masseur within a few days of starting.

My employer told me for the full body massage to always finish up on her face, so I

 

[rogersix]

I lost my job as a masseur within a few days of starting.

My employer told me for the full body massage to always finish up on her face, so I

eh?

 

[Juan Albion]

Surely grammar gendarme?

Surely grammar gendarmerie?

 

[BadFish]

“I’m taking my wife on holiday to a resort in western India”

“Goa?”

“ God blimey yes, she’s a right nympho !”

"My wife has just got back from Indonesia."

"Jakarta"

"Only from the airport!"

 

[Hillian1]

I had sex in the Caribbean

Jamaica?

Yes

 

[Questions]

“I’m taking my wife on holiday to a resort in western India”

“Goa?”

“ God blimey yes, she’s a right nympho !”

Would have worked better with ‘girlfriend’ in my experience.

 

[Gwylan]

Don’t let the grammar police see that. It’s Joke du jour n’est pas?

It's "n'est-ce pas", n'est-ce pas?

 

[brakespear]

I've thought about this, and I don't think that company is going to last. Given that Mika almost certainly charges thousands for a public appearance, recouping just £20 of that a time, isn't going to be viable.

They'd be better off selling quick hand-jobs, to be honest.

Perhaps Mika gets paid in hand-jobs?

 

[Superphil]

Mika Hakkinen wouldn't be happy with a carburettor, far too old fashioned. He be more interested, and probably happy, with a fuel injection system, a turbo charger and a programmable ECU.

 

[Hampden Park]

a **** joke