[NSC] Joke du Jour

[South Stand Bonfire]

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The barman asks the priest what he wants to drink and he orders a whiskey.

The barman asks the minister what he wants to drink and he orders a port.

The barman then turns to the rabbit and asks him what he wants to drink. “I don’t know, I’m only here because of auto correct”.

 

[Simster]

A bit odd that they couldn't find a rabbi instead of a rabbit at short notice, especially as the rabbit was clearly a person dressed as a rabbit, given that he spoke English.

I wonder what the rabbi would have ordered? I'm guessing a nice pint of stout.

 

[hart's shirt]

I wonder what the rabbi would have ordered? I'm guessing a nice pint of stout.

With stout having a pH of around 4.0, he's probably an Acidic Jew.

 

[Questions]

Here we go…… anti-Semitic rabbits again.

 

[Gabbafella]

I wonder if his blood type is typo?

 

[Winker]

Aren't ministers and priests one and the same thing?

Shouldn't they have been with an imam or something?

 

[Bodian]

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The barman asks the priest what he wants to drink and he orders a whiskey.

The barman asks the minister what he wants to drink and he orders a port.

The barman then turns to the rabbit and asks him what he wants to drink. “I don’t know, I’m only here because of auto correct”.

I suggest that he would probably have got a cup of tea. It's what you're usually given after donating blood.....

[Humour] - Joke du Jour

I once knew a mushroom picker who had a device which could tell him which direction the mushrooms were in, but he lost it. He now has no morel compass.

www.northstandchat.com

 

[Eeyore]

I'm assuming that someone organised this and would have sent a text or called the said individuals. So it doesn't make sense. I think the rabbit was told to say that and there is something more sinister at play.

Something is fishy...

 

[Bry Nylon]

A bit odd that they couldn't find a rabbi instead of a rabbit at short notice, especially as the rabbit was clearly a person dressed as a rabbit, given that he spoke English.

I wonder what the rabbi would have ordered? I'm guessing a nice pint of stout.

Well, quite. And where does the joke go from there?

"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The barman asks the priest what he wants to drink and he orders a whiskey.
The barman asks the minister what he wants to drink and he orders a port.
The barman then turns to the rabbi and asks him what he wants to drink and he orders a pint of stout."

Frankly, without the auto-correct the joke is even worse than with it

 

[Questions]

My dog has no sense of humour.

 

[Bry Nylon]

My dog has no sense of humour.

Either that, or perhaps he just doesn’t find you particularly funny?

 

[smillie's garden]

The suffering rabbit didn’t care what the tipple was, he just needed hare of the dog, and quick like a bunny.

© Loony Toons, c. 1947