[Humour] Joke Du Jour

[Bodian]

An old lady went to a greengrocers market stall and asked for three pounds of potatoes.
The stall-holder replied "Get with it, grandma, it's all kilos now - has been for years!"

"Oh, I'm sorry - I'll have a three pounds of kilos then.'

I don't think this can have happened - because if he was really a greengrocer, he would obviously have said kilo's.

 

[FatSuperman]

I'm starting to think this timber yard tale isn't quite true. Any self-respecting timber yard worker would first enquire whether the customer wanted treated or untreated wood, before asking about lengths or rental duration.