[Humour] Joke du Jour

[Happy Exile]

I used to have it on audio book. It was quite long so it was a tale of two CDs.

 

[Bodian]

And I know for a fact that you didn’t learn that by paying attention to English Literature lessons at school!

I got a B I'll have you know. But, I must say that I never warmed to A Tale of Two Cities at all (I only got a B because we did To Kill a Mockingbird, which remains one of my all-time favourite books). But now I'm an adult, I find Dickens much more fascinating and have read most. But I have never gone back to this one. I think we're scarred by the way we're forced to read and analyse some literature before we're proabbly able to fully appreciate and understand it.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Also the name of Katie Price's next book. A Tale of Two Titties. It was the breast of times ...

 

[schmunk]

Also the name of Katie Price's next book. A Tale of Two Titties. It was the breast of times ...

Also the title of a very short poetry compilation by an esteemed Albion fan:

@attila 's Two Ditties

 

[el punal]

A Tale of Two Cities was originally published in two local papers:

The Bicester Times and the Worcester Times

Source?

 

[shingle]

There was a young lady from Utoxetter and all the young men waved their cocks at her.
From one of these cocks, she contracted the pox and poxed all the cocks in Uttoxeter.

 

[jcdenton08]

There was a young lady from Utoxetter and all the young men waved their cocks at her.
From one of these cocks, she contracted the pox and poxed all the cocks in Uttoxeter.

A sad story of sexual harassment, leading to sexual assault and potentially life changing illness. wishing the young woman all the best and hoping she gets justice.

 

[Eeyore]

Bicester isn't a city. I'm surprised they didn't publish it in neighbouring Oxford.