[Humour] Joke du Jour 🤔

[AmexRuislip]

A man was walking through a cemetery, when he came across a chap kneeling by a grave.
Man: morning.
Chap: no I'm having a sh!t.

 

[Bodian]

Kneeling? Surely that would just end up soiling the backs of his legs and his clothes.

I think he must have misheard?

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

Ofwat

 

[Miximate]

Morning or mourning?

 

[Eeyore]

'came across a chap kneeling by a grave'

This rather sounds like some sort of lewd sexual encounter, especially as neither seemed bothered by each other.

 

[jcdenton08]

Who kneels to have a shit?

 

[KZNSeagull]

I'm having grave doubts about this story.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Did it develop into a bit like that scene in Saltburn. That my wife mentioned to me obviously.

 

[TugWilson]

OK so this man came across this kneel chap who seems to have some sort of incontinence issue - that couldn`t have helped the poor guy !

 

[studio150]

Morning or mourning?

 

[Brovion]

Who kneels to have a shit?

Exactly, hence why I don't believe the story. If the OP said he'd seen a man crouching by a grave then the story might have been believable, albeit a tad disrespectful.