[Humour] Joke du jour

[timbha]

Best to make an appointment with your GP where there is more privacy and the offer of a chaperone. This will protect you both and save any misunderstandings. I hope it clears up soon.

 

[Frankie]

Every little helps.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Be careful when doing this, you may fall foul of public indecency laws. Hope it clears up soon. Have you tried dunking your scrotum in a pot of sudocrem?

 

[Albion my Albion]

Did you turn your genitalia off and back on?

 

[Eeyore]

I finally got to see my GP on Tuesday and showed him the rash on my bollocks. He just ignored me and kept pushing his trolley around Tesco.

You should have asked one of the Mods to take a look for you.

NSC always takes care of its members.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Did you hear about the guy who went fishing and used peas as his bait?

It was his first podcast.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Did he just down look at you and think “Sad prick”?

 

[father_and_son]

Swings and roundabouts? Makes your old fella look smaller?

You should DEFINITELY not be tackle-out on the children's activities at the park. The mothers get a little angry.

 

[Eeyore]

Did you hear about the guy who went fishing and used peas as his bait?

It was his first podcast.

Continuing with this one. If he was using the peas as bait then he wouldn't be casting a pod

Anyway, a podcast is a form of radio communication.

I think your wires are therefore crossed.

 

[jcdenton08]

Continuing with this one. If he was using the peas as bait then he wouldn't be casting a pod

Anyway, a podcast is a form of radio communication.

I think your wires are therefore crossed.

Podcasts are generally wireless

 

[Eeyore]

Podcasts are generally wireless

I disagree with the right honorable gentleman. If one makes a podcast, there will definitely be a wire involved in the process somewhere

 

[jcdenton08]

I disagree with the right honorable gentleman. If one makes a podcast, there will definitely be a wire involved in the process somewhere

You’re saying you have to be Wired For Sound?

 

[Dr Q]

I'm just glad you are able to recognise your Doctor. I couldn't pick mine out in a line-up of one, its been so long since I've seen one face to face!

 

[jcdenton08]

I'm just glad you are able to recognise your Doctor. I couldn't pick mine out in a line-up of one, it’s been so long since I've seen one face to face!

Can’t you self prescribe?

 

[Eeyore]

You’re saying you have to be Wired For Sound?

No. It was Cliff Richard who said that

 

[Albion my Albion]

Continuing with this one. If he was using the peas as bait then he wouldn't be casting a pod

How do you know? Maybe the fish like peas better in a pod. Did I say the guy podcasting had de-podded the peas?