[Humour] Joke du jour

Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊



smillie's garden

Am I evil?
Aug 11, 2003
2,739
Westerham is probably full of Palace, so the drink purchaser may have been jumping to conclusions whether he misheard the music genre or not?
 






Matt Richards

Member
Jan 22, 2009
38
It is extremely unlikely that the price of live entertainment would be incorporated into the price of drinks to consumers. Were this to be the case it would mean those who consumed multiple pints would be paying time and time again for the live band. It is much more likely that the price would be charged as an entry fee into the pub or would not be passed on to the consumer at all, with the pub hoping to reap the cost of the live band through increased revenue generated by both a higher than average turnout and those punters staying longer than would ordinarily be the case.

For these reasons I find this a very unlikely set of circumstances.
 


Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
20,576
Playing snooker
I'd have guessed* there are probably plenty of places in Malta you could order a pint and pay in Euros.
That would make sense. After all, if the bar is in Malta and they are booking live entertainment from Kent that would possibly explain why the drinks are being priced at a significant premium, assuming they are offering to cover any reasonable travel expenses incurred?
 








Official Old Man

Uckfield Seagull
Aug 27, 2011
9,109
Brighton
Just thought I'd shove this here, well why not.
Browsing through Christmas Markets I came upon this in Cologne.
I wonder if they know what it says?
1724256698745.jpeg


Original page
 


Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
62,726
The Fatherland
So the deaf bloke asks repeatedly which genre of music it is. Then believes he had heard the barman say it's a **** from Westerham. If this is the case, and he is interested in the genre, why did he not then ask 'okay, it's a **** from Westerham, but which genre of music is he playing?"

This story doesn’t add up.
 
Last edited:




jcdenton08

Offended Liver Sausage
NSC Patron
Oct 17, 2008
14,563
Just thought I'd shove this here, well why not.
Browsing through Christmas Markets I came upon this in Cologne.
I wonder if they know what it says?
View attachment 187579

Original page
Would you like to making f*** BERZERKER
 


DavidinSouthampton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 3, 2012
17,357
Just thought I'd shove this here, well why not.
Browsing through Christmas Markets I came upon this in Cologne.
I wonder if they know what it says?
View attachment 187579

Original page
I would hazard a guess that they do know full well what it says!
 


Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,874
I do hope @Lurker is enjoying this thread. He mentioned on the 'How to make NSC better' thread how much he enjoyed the intelligent way the 'Joke Du Jour' threads deconstruct and analyse the joke. In fact I'm sure he's got a big smile breaming on his face.

Sorry Lurker! :lolol:
 




Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,526
The arse end of Hangleton
Why are you ordering pints and yet paying in euros? This situation is obviously taking place on mainland Europe in which case you would be ordering a beer according the following sizes, for example, cana or doble or stein or grande or piccolo and so forth.
Earlier this week I went to my local bar here in France and ordered two pints and paid in Euros. :shrug:

PS - "joke" is still crap
 


Albion and Premier League latest from Sky Sports


Top