[Humour] Joke du jour

[South Stand Bonfire]

Some interesting research from my old Berkshire based university has just been published, after extensive studies were undertaken to understand why the male appendage is shaped as it is. Oxford university spent £1m and concluded it was a man’s pleasure. Cambridge university spent £1m and concluded it was for a woman’s pleasure. Reading university spent £12.50 and concluded it was to stop your hand slipping off the end.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Well it's none of those things so what a complete waste of money.

 

[Sussax]

Well it's none of those things so what a complete waste of money.

And where did the funding come from?!

Confounds belief.

 

[jcdenton08]

Do you have a link to this alleged research?

 

[Jack Straw]

Oxford and Cambridge Universities must be so ashamed wasting all that money and coming up with the wrong facts. No wonder our education system is so messed up.

 

[Questions]

When this research was first publtished was in 1976.
I remember hearing it then and in was refuted by most of the experts even then.

 

[Sirnormangall]

But surely this is fact, not a joke?

 

[Winker]

Sussex University concluded that a penis isn't necessarily a male appendage.

 

[Eeyore]

Sussex University concluded that a penis isn't necessarily a male appendage.

Well, that's a bit annoying considering the amount of time folk spend keeping it entertained.

 

[Questions]

Sussex University concluded that a penis isn't necessarily a male appendage.

I had 4 male appendages and sold two on eBay

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

I had 4 male appendages and sold two on eBay

What happened to the other two?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I had 4 male appendages and sold two on eBay

You have to have the whole things....not just the wrapper

 

[Questions]

What happened to the other two?

I can’t talk about it yet.