[Humour] Joke du Jour

[Flounce]

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Three nuns die and go to heaven, but all must answer one question to get in.​

The first nun is asked, "Who was the first man on Earth?" She says, "Adam." Lights flash and the pearly gates open.
The second nun is asked, "Who was the first woman on Earth?" She says, "Eve." Lights flash and the gates open.
The third nun is asked, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" Puzzled, the nun says, "Oh my, that's a hard one." Lights flash and the pearly gates open.

 

[Eeyore]

So the third nun, despite not answering correctly but pondering the question, was allowed in.

So, from this it would appear that the questions did not have to be answered correctly. It may also be that Adam wasn't the first man on earth. We are no wiser.

 

[Simster]

I find this highly unlikely. How.come the first two nuns got piss easy questions and yet the third one was so difficult that the answer was basically pot luck? I mean what Eve first said to Adam is hardly common knowledge is it?

 

[Eeyore]

I find this highly unlikely. How.come the first two nuns got piss easy questions and yet the third one was so difficult that the answer was basically pot luck? I mean what Eve first said to Adam is hardly common knowledge is it?

Agreed. And it is not recorded in the best selling book in history, unlike the first two questions.

 

[Flounce]

I find this highly unlikely. How.come the first two nuns got piss easy questions and yet the third one was so difficult that the answer was basically pot luck? I mean what Eve first said to Adam is hardly common knowledge is it?

Sorry I omitted to mention that the third nun was the Mother Superior hence the more difficult question

 

[Simster]

Agreed. And it is not recorded in the best selling book in history, unlike the first two questions.

Plus of course it's implied that we're asked to believe that Adam had a stiffy at the point at which he met Eve, as well as the pair of them having a working knowledge of the same language.

No it's got to be absolute bollocks. I just don't believe it.

 

[Eeyore]

Plus of course it's implied that we're asked to believe that Adam had a stiffy at the point at which he met Eve, as well as the pair of them having a working knowledge of the same language.

No it's got to be absolute bollocks. I just don't believe it.

I think that was the original emphasis.

 

[tigertim68]

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Three nuns die and go to heaven, but all must answer one question to get in.​

The first nun is asked, "Who was the first man on Earth?" She says, "Adam." Lights flash and the pearly gates open.
The second nun is asked, "Who was the first woman on Earth?" She says, "Eve." Lights flash and the gates open.
The third nun is asked, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" Puzzled, the nun says, "Oh my, that's a hard one." Lights flash and the pearly gates open.

This joke was told in the Vicar of Dibley 30 years ago

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

I question how the OP can possibly know what questions were asked, if indeed questions are asked. If indeed there is a heaven.

Also, what is with the flashing lights over the pearly gates? Sounds a bit chavy to me.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

I presume that these three nuns all died at the same time, which seems a little suspicious. Have the police been informed? Surely there needs to be some sort of investigation?

 

[Winker]

I would have thought the first thing Eve said was : "Hello, who are you?" Not just launch into a comment about his erect appendage.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

I would have thought the first thing Eve said was : "Hello, who are you?" Not just launch into a comment about his erect appendage.

Oh, I thought she was referring to an apple she had just picked.

 

[WATFORD zero]

This joke was told in the Vicar of Dibley 30 years ago

Nice Tits, where do you want your blinds

 

[WATFORD zero]

I presume that these three nuns all died at the same time, which seems a little suspicious. Have the police been informed? Surely there needs to be some sort of investigation?

Two nuns in a bath

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Yes doesn't it

 

[Questions]

I find this highly unlikely. How.come the first two nuns got piss easy questions and yet the third one was so difficult that the answer was basically pot luck? I mean what Eve first said to Adam is hardly common knowledge is it?

It was common knowledge in 1975

 

[Eeyore]

This joke was told in the Vicar of Dibley 30 years ago

And Alice was just as confused as we are.

 

[Is it PotG?]

I don't Adam and Eve it.

 

[METALMICKY]

It was reported that a young man exposed himself to two nuns in a Brighton park yesterday. One of the nuns had a stroke but the other couldn't reach!

The same two nuns shared a bath today and one of them observed " Where's the soap". The other replied " Yes doesn't it '

 

[Brovion]

Two nuns on a motoring holiday in Transylvania. They got lost and found themselves on a remote mountain road in the middle of the night. To make matters worse the car broke down. They got out to have a look, and suddenly Dracula appeared before them. He walked towards them, fangs bared.
"Quick!" said the first nun, "Show him your cross!" So the second nun shouts out "f*** off and leave us alone you snaggle-toothed ****!"

 

[MJsGhost]

I feel a better punchline should be "Jesus, that's a hard one", or maybe even "God, that's a hard one"; but that opens up a whole Pandora's box of theological questions.