[NSC] Joke Du Jour

[Eeyore]

My friend ask me if I'm just as irritated as they are when commentators pronounce footballer's names wrong

I said 'defoe'

 

[smillie's garden]

Being a humourist is not eze, you know.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Why just one particular footballer’s name though? If the issue was with the mispronunciation of multiple footballers’ names then he may have been justified in his/her/their opinion, but for that soul grammatical faux pass, I’m out.

 

[jcdenton08]

Why just one particular footballer’s name though? If the issue was with the mispronunciation of multiple footballers’ names then he may have been justified in his/her/their opinion, but for that soul grammatical faux pass, I’m out.

Me too. Time for brakefust, bone apple tea!

 

[Taybha]

Silly Kuntz

 

[Normal Rob]

Sorry, but that joke does not work. The premise of the joke is that people pronounce the names incorrectly whereas your reply, in order to facilitate the humour, involves pronouncing the name correctly. It's not a joke about people not liking abbreviated replies. I am also out.

 

[jcdenton08]

Being a humourist is not eze, you know.

Just so you know, you made a spelling mistake. You’ve accidentally put “eze” instead of “easy”.

 

[MJsGhost]

Why just one particular footballer’s name though? If the issue was with the mispronunciation of multiple footballers’ names then he may have been justified in his/her/their opinion, but for that soul grammatical faux pass, I’m out.

Because it's hard to find one that Fitz Hall?

 

[Jack Straw]

My friend ask me if I'm just as irritated as they are when commentators pronounce footballer's names wrong

I said 'defoe'

Defoe retired from playing years ago now. Does your friend include former footballers that don't play any more, or is it just current players? If it's the latter, he's just talking rubbish.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

What?

 

[Flounce]

 

[Albion my Albion]

Me too. Time for brakefust, bone apple tea!

I once heard some Frenchie talk about bone apple tea. What part of the apple contains a bone?

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Should it not be written "footballers' names"?

 

[backson]

My friend asked me if I'm just as irritated as they are at people mispronouncing the name of the author of Robinson Crusoe.

I said, I'm sorry I don't understand that cultural reference.

 

[Bodian]

My friend ask me if I'm just as irritated as they are when commentators pronounce footballer's names wrong

I said 'defoe'

My friend asked me if I'm just as irritated as they are when posters get their tenses wrong!

I replied 'I agreed'.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Because it's hard to find one that Fitz Hall?

 

[5Ways Gull]

At work the other day one of my management team came over complaining that Jenny from accounts couldn't pronounce footballers names. I said Saka!

 

[jcdenton08]

At work the other day one of my management team came over complaining that Jenny from accounts couldn't pronounce footballers names. I said Saka!

Why did you say that?

 

[5Ways Gull]

Why did you say that?

I'm sorry! Won't try that again in the middle of a tortuous football match. The beer didn't help.

 

[Eeyore]

At work the other day one of my management team came over complaining that Jenny from accounts couldn't pronounce footballers names. I said Saka!

Can I award the most unnecessary user location in NSC award ?