Since when has 'Behind the Fridge' been a holiday destination? Did you research the names properly before putting them on the post-it notes?
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A classic
And it's also good for hiding in. Always good to have a hiding place handy.
Stato
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- Dec 21, 2011
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Popular in the 70s. I seem to remember Peter Cook and Dudley Moore going there.
- Apr 5, 2014
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Or out on the tiles.
smillie's garden
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- Aug 11, 2003
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If it’s anything like the back of my fridge, it sounds like quite the adventure holiday - you’ll encounter all sorts of little-known life forms. Will you bring your own protective gear, or can you rent it there? I think you’ll need a machete. Be safe.
A mex eyecan
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- Nov 3, 2011
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I’ve just told my daughter this joke, she said ‘it’s a joke for the elderly’ 
ruddy nerve
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The rule was ‘wherever the dart hits’.
To end up “behind the fridge”, the dart must have hit something else on the way - the wall, the ceiling, the floor etc. ‘Behind the fridge’ is not actually something you can ‘hit’.
Therefore I recommend you go back and retrace what actually happened. And perhaps be a bit kinder and more romantic towards your wife. Hitting the floor could mean a dreamy week in Floorence, Italy. Bouncing off the wall might take you both to the history and culture of Wallsaw in Poland. And so on.
To end up “behind the fridge”, the dart must have hit something else on the way - the wall, the ceiling, the floor etc. ‘Behind the fridge’ is not actually something you can ‘hit’.
Therefore I recommend you go back and retrace what actually happened. And perhaps be a bit kinder and more romantic towards your wife. Hitting the floor could mean a dreamy week in Floorence, Italy. Bouncing off the wall might take you both to the history and culture of Wallsaw in Poland. And so on.
- Oct 17, 2008
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I think you initially make a very good point, but subsequently made a couple of really quite glaring errors in geography.
The city in Italy is actually Florence, and not “Floorence”, greatly lessening the connection between the floor and the Tuscan city.
Similarly, the city in Poland is Warsaw, and has no connection with walls whatsoever.
Otherwise, I thought your post raised some interesting points.
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Withdraw food.I’ve just told my daughter this joke, she said ‘it’s a joke for the elderly’
ruddy nerve
KZNSeagull
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It was still called Bejam when this joke was written.
- Apr 19, 2018
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If you took the fridge with you then you could always have it behind you. You could write a book about it maybe.
Actually. Tony Hawks is from Brighton. Are you Tony Hawks?!
Actually. Tony Hawks is from Brighton. Are you Tony Hawks?!
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Ha! No although I have read and th-th-th-thoroughly enjoyed it and his other books.
Yeah it wasn’t written on a post-it either. This has more holes in than one of the Scandinavian cheeses that you can buy and to be perfectly honest I find them a tad bland. You know like Jarlsberg.
It had a lot of potential but ………. I’m getting the nibbles now.
withdeanwombat
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Well, the way I heard it, Robin Hood was on his death bed, surrounded by his not so merry men.
Robin took up his bow and arrow for the last time, and aimed towards the window.
”Wherever this arrow lands, bury me there.”
With a great effort and final twang, he loosed his final shot.
They buried him on top of the wardrobe.
Robin took up his bow and arrow for the last time, and aimed towards the window.
”Wherever this arrow lands, bury me there.”
With a great effort and final twang, he loosed his final shot.
They buried him on top of the wardrobe.
It would have had holes in it - but for the fact that presumably the point (pun intended) of the so-called joke is that the dart didn't actually go through the post-it note, but landed behind the fridge.
el punal
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Cool story bro! 