[Humour] Joke du jour

[Barnet Seagull]

Not surprised I bet it was a kofte purchase for him

Nope.

 

[Live by the sea]

What do the 12 days of Christmas and Potter have in common . The number 12 ..

 

[Sirnormangall]

Let's get away from the doom and gloom for a minute, shall we?


I like to think I'm quite a friendly, kind, sort of bloke.
But last night I tried to share a lovely chicken kebab with chilli sauce, and lovely mayo topping with some poor homeless bloke.
He told me to piss off and buy my own.

Quite right - I hope you feel ashamed of yourself