[Humour] Joke du Jour

[Frutos]

Did you hear about the lizard who liked to meditate?

It made him a calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.

 

[usernamed]

Did you hear about the lizard who liked to meditate?

It made him a calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.

How was it determined the lizard liked to meditate?

Surely this could only have been ascertained by intrusive monitoring of the lizard’s brain waves, eg by attaching electrodes or other monitoring equipment.

Hardly seems likely to induce calmness. I don’t regeckognise this as legitimate research.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

How was it determined the lizard liked to meditate?

Surely this could only have been ascertained by intrusive monitoring of the lizard’s brain waves, eg by attaching electrodes or other monitoring equipment.

Hardly seems likely to induce calmness. I don’t regeckognise this as legitimate research.

He said it was a lizard not a monitor ....

 

[usernamed]

He said it was a lizard not a monitor ....

I’ll shed my coat

 

[Gazwag]

Did it leave him with a stutter

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Don't see how you'd know a lizard is calmer? You need to back this statement up, you need to understand the lizard in it's environment, what makes lizards happy, sad, calm etc, it's all about their culture.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Does he put on red braces and call himself Gordon Gecko? He needs to share information on this method so he must Open The Komodo.

Iguana get my coat.

 

[Acker79]

Most of those 'calmer's are redundant in your second sentence. It should be 'a calmer chameloen' or 'a very calm chameleon'.

 

[m@goo]

How did you know the Chameleon was even there? I mean, you literally have no idea how many are around you at any given time.

 

[essbee1]

I’ll shed my coat

Bravo.

 

[hart's shirt]

It made him a calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.

Is there a gecko in here?

 

[BNthree]

How was it determined the lizard liked to meditate?

Surely this could only have been ascertained by intrusive monitoring of the lizard’s brain waves, eg by attaching electrodes or other monitoring equipment.

Hardly seems likely to induce calmness. I don’t regeckognise this as legitimate research.

Studies like that sound a bit cold-blooded.

 

[zefarelly]

I didn't get it at first

It's slowly worming its way in.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

How was it determined the lizard liked to meditate?

Surely this could only have been ascertained by intrusive monitoring of the lizard’s brain waves, eg by attaching electrodes or other monitoring equipment.

Hardly seems likely to induce calmness. I don’t regeckognise this as legitimate research.

I think they simply read the scales.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Chameleon jokes eh? Some things never change.

 

[Bodian]

No problem with him being super calm, but I do hope Tony Bloom doesn't change his colours as a result of these meditations of his.

 

[Questions]

How did you know the Chameleon was even there? I mean, you literally have no idea how many are around you at any given time.

They’re like Man Utd supporters then

 

[Sirnormangall]

I don’t understand why meditation would make you calmer x 5

 

[bhafc99]

This thread is starting to dragon and on.