[Music] Joke Du Jour

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

(Shamelessly nicked from Justin Hawkins of Darkness fame on Bargain Hunt Special about 2 minutes ago)

What do you called an aardvark that keeps getting beaten up?

A vaark



Well it made ME chuckle

 

[Happy Exile]

I'm guessing Mr Hawkins is unaware that the word Aardvark is from Afrikaans Dutch, with "aard" meaning "earth" and "vark" meaning "pig". This means he believes an aardvark that keeps getting beaten up should just be called a pig, which sounds very confusing to me.

 

[Gazwag]

Being the victim of a bully is never a joke

 

[Pavilionaire]

(Shamelessly nicked from Justin Hawkins of Darkness fame on Bargain Hunt Special about 2 minutes ago)

What do you called an aardvark that keeps getting beaten up?

A vaark

It's probably the fault of African Wild Dogs. They are notorious predators of aardvarks and usually hunt in packs.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It's probably the fault of African Wild Dogs. They are notorious predators of aardvarks and usually hunt in pack.

This, probably. Aardvarks are particularly vulnerable to predators, being fairly docile creatures by nature. As they say, aardvark never killed anyone

 

[Juan Albion]

I prefer to call it Orycteropus afer.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

This, probably. Aardvarks are particularly vulnerable to predators, being fairly docile creatures by nature. As they say, aardvark never killed anyone

Millions of ants would suggest otherwise.