[Humour] Joke Du Jour.

[Jack Straw]

A fanatical lady Leicester City supporter decided to immortalize her heroes by having tattoos of her favourite players. She had Jamie Vardy on the top of her left thigh and Kasper Schmeichel on the top of her right thigh.
She told her boy friend - also a big Leicester fan, that she had had some tattoos done, but didn't say who of. It was going to be a surprise.
He arrived at her house and couldn't wait to see the artwork.
She duly stripped naked in front of him and asked him what he thought.
He said "I can't make out the one on the left, and I'm not a hundred percent on the one on the right, but the middle one is definitely Hamza Choudhury!"

 

[Titanic]

I had to google Hamza Choudhury, and I still don't understand this 'joke'.

Is it something to do with soreness/bruising around newly done tattoos?

 

[Gazwag]

I had to google Hamza Choudhury, and I still don't understand this 'joke'.

Is it something to do with soreness/bruising around newly done tattoos?

Choudhury isn't from Brazil

 

[Questions]

Well I quite enjoyed the joke but expected the punchline to contain a reference to ‘coming from behind’ or something 6/10

 

[Prince Monolulu]

There must be a place down there for Ünder & Fuchs.

 

[The Optimist]

I had to google Hamza Choudhury, and I still don't understand this 'joke'.

Is it something to do with soreness/bruising around newly done tattoos?

Big bush

 

[Frankie]

Pity she wasn't a Newcastle fan , Jon Jo would of been a doddle .

 

[Titanic]

Choudhury isn't from Brazil

Big bush

Is it a tattoo of the top of his head? Seems a bit odd to me.

 

[Live by the sea]

My joke - Not very PC but that’s why it’s funny !

I was walking down the street and I got into an argument with a white guy who I ended up punching and I was then arrested by a police officer for assault.

The next day after I got out of jail , I became involved in another argument , this time with a black guy and I ended up punching him I was then arrested again this time for impersonating a police officer.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

The Brighton version would be "That's definitely Bruno in the middle"

 

[Prince Monolulu]

My joke - Not very PC but that’s why it’s funny !

I was walking down the street and I got into an argument with a white guy who I ended up punching and I was then arrested by a police officer for assault.

The next day after I got out of jail , I became involved in another argument , this time with a black guy and I ended up punching him I was then arrested again this time for impersonating a police officer.

A bit like any subjective matter, what's funny to one person will not be at all to another.

 

[Hampden Park]

That is not fanny at all.

 

[AmexRuislip]

My joke - Not very PC but that’s why it’s funny !

I was walking down the street and I got into an argument with a white guy who I ended up punching and I was then arrested by a police officer for assault.

The next day after I got out of jail , I became involved in another argument , this time with a black guy and I ended up punching him I was then arrested again this time for impersonating a police officer.

Not PC enough

 

[The Wookiee]

You could change this to include palace players with the last one being Zaha because he is a cvnt

 

[Tom Bombadil]

My joke - Not very PC but that’s why it’s funny !

I was walking down the street and I got into an argument with a white guy who I ended up punching and I was then arrested by a police officer for assault.

The next day after I got out of jail , I became involved in another argument , this time with a black guy and I ended up punching him I was then arrested again this time for impersonating a police officer.

That's neither un pc nor funny, but apart form that top, top work.

 

[hart's shirt]

My joke - Not very PC but that’s why it’s funny !

I was walking down the street and I got into an argument with a white guy who I ended up punching and I was then arrested by a police officer for assault.

The next day after I got out of jail , I became involved in another argument , this time with a black guy and I ended up punching him I was then arrested again this time for impersonating a police officer.

You could make it more PC by using 'constable' instead of 'officer'.

 

[Washie]

My joke - Not very PC but that’s why it’s funny !

I was walking down the street and I got into an argument with a white guy who I ended up punching and I was then arrested by a police officer for assault.

The next day after I got out of jail , I became involved in another argument , this time with a black guy and I ended up punching him I was then arrested again this time for impersonating a police officer.

When are you going to tell your joke.

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[LANGDON SEAGULL]

I know a Latin American singer who goes to the Kingpower stadium a lot . Gloria Leicester-fan


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[Live by the sea]

Always liked her music .

 

[Sirnormangall]

You could make it more PC by using 'constable' instead of 'officer'.

Yes, like Constable Savage.