[Humour] Joke du Jour.

[Jack Straw]

I got a new pet today from the Shoreham Rehoming Centre. His coat is very thick, tufty and green.
He's a fescue dog!

 

[1066familyman]

Did he greet you with a healthy...ruff! rather than a bark?

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Ingredients. Butter, melted. 100g. Light digestive biscuits, crushed. 225g. Butter. 75g. Dark brown soft sugar. 75g. Carnation Condensed Milk. 397g. Bananas. Carton of whipping cream, whipped to soft peaks. 150ml. Chocolate shavings or cocoa powder, to dust.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

It's a moose

 

[smillie's garden]

This "joke" needs to be put to the greensward.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Hay! It was worth waiting for.

 

[BNthree]

Never heard of the fescue breed before. Where did they originate from?

 

[The Rattler]

A similar thing happened to me. I went to my local pet shop / garden centre. I now have a lovely herbaceous border collie.


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[half time scores]

A similar thing happened to me. I went to my local DIY store, I now have a lovely adjustable Spaniel.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Are re-homing centres open for visitors in lockdown?

 

[Jack Straw]

A similar thing happened to me. I went to my local pet shop / garden centre. I now have a lovely herbaceous border collie.


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A similar thing happened to me. I went to my local DIY store, I now have a lovely adjustable Spaniel.

These are better than mine!

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Wash your hands and make me a bacon sandwich.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I got a new pet today from the Shoreham Rehoming Centre. His coat is very thick, tufty and green.
He's a fescue dog!

I went to Dick TIGHT'S shop and bought an abandoned LAPDOG but left the POODLE.

 

[Bodian]

These are better than mine!

Much.

 

[AmexRuislip]

How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?




























Steven.

 

[Bodian]

How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?




























Steven.

To link nicely with the OP - did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic?

He didn't know whether there was a dog or not.

 

[AmexRuislip]

A lorry load of Vicks VapoRub has crashed and overturned on the M25.

Police are saying that there will be no congestion for at least twenty four hours

 

[McTavish]

I got a new pet today from the Shoreham Rehoming Centre. His coat is very thick, tufty and green.
He's a fescue dog!

Sounds more like a bacterial infection or even some sort of parasite rather than fur replaced by grass. I'd get him to a vet.

 

[Papak]

A lorry load of Vicks VapoRub has crashed and overturned on the M25.

Police are saying that there will be no congestion for at least twenty four hours

Up to 24 hours surely?

 

[PTC Gull]

How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?




























Steven.

This is music to my arse!